Subject: Naked Plague

Date: 13 May 1997 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack






Why is it that there is never enough nudity when you REALLY need it? I

think we have all experienced phases wherein a good nude would be JUST

THE THING, and then there are times like THIS, when it is just wavably



I am, of course, referring to the scourge of the Naked Repairman.

Repairing NAKED people could be downright USEFUL, but that is not what

they actually DO. They are TRAINED, sure, they fix THINGS, they can

measure objects and remember why they are doing it. I can't always

claim to have that faculty myownself.


Really, it wouldn't be bad if they didn't cooperate so predictably. It

usually begins with a simple estimate. As part of the job, the

estimator tosses his shirt aside, presumably to make it EASIER to

climb a ladder or somethinglikethat. The EXCUSE is not important and

the reaction is thoroughly irrelevant. As long as you don't KILL them,

they are content.


Before you could know it, it is already TOO LATE. Somehow during this

process he has MARKED you so that you will be EXPOSED to the others as

an AUDIENCE. Perhaps it is a simple painted arrow on the road,

possibly a barcode that is mowed into your lawn. Whatever the method,

they will be BACK, they will be MANY and they will be MORE NUDE.



=======>soon to be "mumthra"


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