Subject: Naked Plague
Date: 13 May 1997 00:00:00 GMT
From: 1Ol01O@radix.net (MegaLiz)
Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu
Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack
Why is it that there is never enough nudity when you REALLY need it? I
think we have all experienced phases wherein a good nude would be JUST
THE THING, and then there are times like THIS, when it is just wavably
I am, of course, referring to the scourge of the Naked Repairman.
Repairing NAKED people could be downright USEFUL, but that is not what
they actually DO. They are TRAINED, sure, they fix THINGS, they can
measure objects and remember why they are doing it. I can't always
claim to have that faculty myownself.
Really, it wouldn't be bad if they didn't cooperate so predictably. It
usually begins with a simple estimate. As part of the job, the
estimator tosses his shirt aside, presumably to make it EASIER to
climb a ladder or somethinglikethat. The EXCUSE is not important and
the reaction is thoroughly irrelevant. As long as you don't KILL them,
they are content.
Before you could know it, it is already TOO LATE. Somehow during this
process he has MARKED you so that you will be EXPOSED to the others as
an AUDIENCE. Perhaps it is a simple painted arrow on the road,
possibly a barcode that is mowed into your lawn. Whatever the method,
they will be BACK, they will be MANY and they will be MORE NUDE.
=======>soon to be "mumthra"
Temporary Identity Crisis Pacifier:
just call me NANA MEGSKOURI DRACHMA-DRACHMA
It won't help you remember my email address and it
will not fatten your feets, so what's the HARM?!?*