Subject: What I did today.

Date: 16 Oct 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: 1Ol01O@radix.net (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack

 

 

Today I got lots of email. I didn't answer it.

 

Instead, I got on the phone with my best girl friend, but had to put

her on hold temporarily because I laughed like a maniac and then had

to give myself a Heimlich. She says I ought to peel my apples, 'cause

she was ready to call 9-1-1. She's a really good friend, dontcha

think?

 

Later Sparky asked me how she could avoid having babies. I said she

could just not do the things that make babies happen. She wanted me to

be more specific. I laughed like a maniac and told her that I didn't

know.

 

The scary part is that I really couldn't think of anything to say for

a while there.

 

Senile, sexy and surviving with spurious silliness since seven this

morning,

Possibly Pontifette Somebody

 

 

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