Subject: Manse Diaries: Behaving Themselves Naturally

Date: 16 Jan 1998 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack






I would really like to know how the head launching idea has become so

thoroughly embraced by Spunky. We don't particularly avoid or

reinforce churchspeak around here, so I have to suspect cartoons or

the more probable influence of the secret transmissions she receives.


Evidence--two recent dialouges:


Spunky: I just wanna pop yer head off.

Me: Don't you love me anymore?

Spunky: Yes, I love you, but I STILL wanna pop yer head off.



Spunky: I wanna pop yer head off, ya know.

Me: I know you do, but then who would feed you and make cookies with


SPARKY: Da could do that.

Spunky: Da could?

Me: No he couldn't.

SPARKY: He can do anything you can do.

Me: No he can't.

Spunky: He can't?

SPARKY: Name ONE THING you can do that he can't.

Me: No. You are not helping here.

(to Spunky) Besides, honey, you CAN'T pop my head off.

Spunky: I think I can.

SPARKY: She could use a knife...

Me: Thanks. That's very helpful. Stop helping me.



I figure that as long as I don't say that she's not ALLOWED to pop my

head off, she won't do it. Maybe I should be worried.



Spunky: "Lookit all the foot prints! Lotsa people were here!"

Sparky: "OR it was ONE THING with a jillion feet."

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