Re: Rev. Friday, & Re: Atlanta Devival is "Go"! Author:MegaLiz
X@mindspring.com (Nolan Voyde) wrote:
: Can anybody recall a single posting where I so much as mentioned
: Susie's name until this came up? The truth is, Susie doesn't like
: Papa Joe, Janor, Wolfboy and especially me. 4 out of 5 preachers in
: the Devival, and her efforts to wreck it have not stopped, but right
: now I can say no more about that except that she couldn't stop it from
: happening by refusing to help Papa Joe and Janor, and when I pulled it
: off, she went ballistic.
etc. and so on.
This is PRECIOUS. I'm sure I'd treasure it EVER MORE DEEPLY if I
understood any of it. You see, I too have been a VICTIM of
PUPPETMASTER STANG. Or at least, so I thought.
He invaded my very own SLEEPWALKING TRANCE, made my voice lilt so that
everyone hit me constantly either out of annoyance or in a helpful
attempt to DISLODGE THE KAZOO, caused me tunnel vision in wide spaces
and wide vision in tunnel spaces, gave me left sided weakness when I
was AWAKE and weakminded leftists when I was at a WAKE, he made my
walls drip filthy motor oil at sunset every wednesday, AND he made my
HARDDISK FAIL every single time I tried to complain about HIM and HIS
VISCOUS attacks. That is...until I realized that I was actually a
victim of his IDIOT TWIN. It was actually the STANG IDIOT TWIN, the
tiny stangshaped object that lives in my drain trap that was doing all
the REAL DAMAGE. OH, THE GROSSES OF DRAINO THAT I WASTED, ONLY TO FEED
IT'S IDIOT POWER.
Cry me a RIVER, cry me A-NILE-ATION! at least YOU PEOPLE haven't been
visited by the editors of "Life's Most Embarrasing Odors" on account
of being a FAVORITE VICTIM of the scheming, wretched BORED OF DALLAS
IDIOT TWIN DRAIN SQUATTER CONTINGENT.
[Note: I ALSO forgot to include all the names of preachers and
artistes that I THINK YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE to show my um... HIGHLY
IMPRESSIVE BULLSHIT CREDENTIALS... so pretend that I did.]
"I would say DUH! when you say that, except that you told me
that's rude. So can I just whisper "duh" instead? Really quietly?
Would that be okay?" -Sparky
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