Subject: Re: Food of the Gods
Date: 13 Dec 1996 00:00:00 GMT
From: 1Ol01O@radix.net (MegaLiz)
Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu
References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9
angela@Exis.Net (Sophia Anifantakis) wrote:
: Popess Lilith von Fraumench (firstname.lastname@example.org) wrote:
: : Teach her how to predict the future by throwing water balloons full of paint
: : up into the air and studying the splatter prints it makes. It's a lot cheaper,
: : you can make up the lessons as you go along, and maybe she'll realize that
: : running her life based on water balloons is no more silly than calling phone
: : psychics. And it's a lot more fun.
I just wanna say that I love this idea. LOVE IT.
: The bad part is they manage to say a couple things that really ring
: true..I've heard that police use physics to solve cases. That part
: confuses me. Is it possible these people really can see things? I don't know.
YOU know the answer! It's just like horoscopes, all you need to do it
say things that people want to believe and you're bound to hit
- You are sensitive to others [this may include animals], but are
often misunderstood [this may also include animals].
- There have been times of struggle [don't say WHEN], but things will
improve [this is only gonna be snorted at by the 50% of the terminal
population and by most of the pessimistic minority].
- Watch for romantic entanglement [this doesn't guarantee that it'll
include YOU, OR that it'll exclude animals].
- Leo will play a significant role [everyone knows a Leo, even if it's
only someone they see annually. At least they can imagine that their
dentist's visit is somehow "significant" if need be].
You could make a FORTUNE in fortunes, Angelina. I have forseen it!
* Asterisk of sounding serious, I may prefer to remain mysterious.
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