Subject: Send TWINKIES

Date: 02 Nov 1998 00:00:00 GMT

From: (Mumthra)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack





It's been something upwards of 48 hours since either of us have had a

cigarette, and it is GOOD! I'm not sure exactly when I realized that

the little bastards were siphoning off more Slack than they were

leaving, but sometime in the last coupla whiles they got rude about

that. Maybe it's been bad for longer than that, but it's plenty bad

when you try at least once every year to peel a screeching monkey off

and then don't quite fling it far enough, so that you can still crawl

back and beg it to climb back aboard for ONE MORE TIME.


The clean life is coming right along. Right now I have a cupcake by

one hand and a tootsie pop by the other. That's the strategy: when I

start to pat my pockets, I bring on a sucrose seizure instead. Mmmff!

I will sacrifice my teeth in order to have something to smile about.


The Rev is a little more homicidal, but he is refusing all nicotine

substitutes. We're having a lot of fun sneaking up on him and making

loud noises--it works better than any cattle prod ever did.


One disappointment: my house still stinks! We hosed the cars out

yesterday, but not even a fresh convention of Avon Ladies could do

anything to cover the reek in here.


I think I'd better bake some cookies.



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