Subject: Not tonight dear... I have to JACKLIGHT

Date: 29 Dec 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.foot.fat-free






Aside from the Divine All-Inclusive Excuse, I just remembered my best

excuse ever, and had the idea that some of you may have similar ones.


At about age 12, when I was being prodded by a gym teacher to do a

much-hated hurtle relay, I blurted, "But I CAN'T! I HAVE RABIES!"




* Asterisk of sounding serious, I may prefer to remain mysterious.

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