Subject: Re: Forgiveness

Date: 26 Mar 1997 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8

 (Michael Townsend) wrote:


: wrote:


: : You don't even HAVE TO rehabilitate the dumbest ones. They just get

: : old enough to drink themselves into a stupor and VOILA! they're done!


: You'd think so, wouldn't you? But perhaps you're forgetting that only

: approximately 53% of them become totally debilitated drunks - the rest

: become totally DANGEROUS ones.


I need to get me one of those Statistics For Everything Books. I gotta

know this stuff! So how many of them only become dangerous on HARD



: : No more marauding on bicycles with sledgehammers, no sir. They'd lose

: : their balance.


: You've got a good point there. I'm sure. But I thought we were discussing

: the people who go to jail for shooting their uncle because he farted so

: bad it stunk up the whole poker game.


'Scuse me, Dad-man, but you are making the most egregiously leap of

logic to deduce that I was not pointing particularly to those drunks

who specifically went marauding for uncles and other blood relatives.

Don't put words in my mouth! I will CHEW REAL HARD!!! I'm sure the

statistics for poker game flatulence tragedies are really skewed

toward the negative, since everybody knows 75% of the tragically

flatulent are also CHEATERS, whose violent demise would not be

recorded as a TRAGEDY, but merely "that thing that happened when we

ran outta Fritos, before Bubba broke out the pretzels."




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