Subject: Re: My Secret

Date: 03 Dec 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1

 (NENSLO) wrote:


: person I want to be blabbing to about myself anyway. Then again most

: people's lives really are terribly unremarkable, and I figure my life must

: appear as dull to them as theirs do to me, and I'd rather not inflict that

: sort of thing on others.


You really should, ya know: inflict your life on others. I decided to

give up complaining a while ago, but then my best friend pointed out

that she found my bitching extremely entertaining. I had a think on

it, and it's true that some of the most interesting conversationalists

I know are first-class whiners. The only thing bad about whining is

when it's boring and repetitive, I concluded. Now I save it up and let

loose the torqued tourniquet of BTICHSPEW when she calls. Everybody's

happy with this.


: I would really like to have someone I could talk to and know they

: would just listen for a couple of minutes, not very long at all. Maybe

: take turns or something, they talk a couple of minutes while I listen,

: then I talk a couple of minutes while they listen. That would be so

: great.


Okay. In the spirit of politeness and whiner self-control, you can go





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