Subject: Re: Lips in Slack Service
Date: 29 Jan 1997 00:00:00 GMT
From: 1Ol01O@radix.net (MegaLiz)
Organization: RadixNet Internet Services
Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack
References: 1 , 2
firstname.lastname@example.org (Jim Vandewalker) wrote:
:Was it a little piece of paper extruded from the gaspump? Was it one of
:those "pay at the pump" places where you can get gas and NOT HAVE TO
:INTERACT with the pobucker [or pobuckress] behind the counter? WAS IT A
:NENSLO KIND OF GAS STATION?
YESYESYES. I love it! I have been known to go to some lengths to avoid or
minimize my bucker contacts: I will under some conditions drive thru a
liquor store just to buy a Slim Jim. The ones with windows are better, of
Which reminds me of yet another tale of minutes...
Here I was, at the office, with only some moldy cheddar and a stack of
crackers for Lemmy's Snack Time. As I passed through the storage room, I
noticed that the boss just bought an ENORMOUS SALAMI. It was still fully
encased, but I couldn't stop thinking about it. I also (in spite of what
some people think about my ability to say ANYTHING to ANYONE) unable to
bring myself to ask for it. I tried to imagine sauntering up to Jabba the
Boss and saying, "Got any plans for that GIANT SALAMI?" Nonono. Couldn't go
there. I tried to re-word it in my head, but to no avail. Every variation of
the request make me sputter and resolve to FORGET the WHOLE THING.
Now they're bringing me a burger, so it all worked out for the best.
Salamiless, Seemliest PPM