Subject: S.P.E.R.M. Info
Date: 28 Nov 1996 00:00:00 GMT
From: 1Ol01O@radix.net (MegaLiz)
Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu
Newsgroups: soc.men, soc.women, alt.mens-rights, alt.slack
What is S.P.E.R.M.? You had to ask! You just had to ask!
It is the
*S*ociety for the
And it IS a REAL SOCIETY. We are not in a treehouse: no no. This is
REAL GROWN-UP STUFF. S.P.E.R.M. is much, much more than a laughing
We are at 1-888-UA-SPERM, we WILL ACCEPT 5 flavors of credit cards
(Visa, MasterCard, Diners, American Express and Discover). That's
right! This is a real club for real men and real women who want to
proudly declare their SPERMembership!
Membership: $15.00 for LIFETIME SPERMEMBERSHIP.
Wall certificate, pocket card and bumper sticker will be mailed
promptly, so that you won't have to wait! No one should EVER have to
wait for a S.P.E.R.M. delivery!
Just call 1-888-UA-SPERM and an answering machine (or a real live
SPERMson) will pick up 24 hours per day and request name, complete
mailing address, and payment information.
Members will be provided with price lists and newsletters as these
develop. (Yes, yes, the S.P.E.R.M. is in it's early adolescence, but
that means that it is PRIME TIME to join!)
Makes a stupendous SPERManent holiday gift for husbands, buddies,
Why wait!??! S.P.E.R.M. is ever-eager to hear from YOU!!! For US$15,
you can't afford NOT to join. Contribute to the S.P.E.R.M. Bank JUST
ONCE!!! No muss, no fuss!!! You won't regret it!!!