Subject: S.P.E.R.M. Info

Date: 28 Nov 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups:, soc.women, alt.mens-rights, alt.slack





What is S.P.E.R.M.? You had to ask! You just had to ask!


It is the


*S*ociety for the

*P*rotection of


*R*ights for



And it IS a REAL SOCIETY. We are not in a treehouse: no no. This is

REAL GROWN-UP STUFF. S.P.E.R.M. is much, much more than a laughing



We are at 1-888-UA-SPERM, we WILL ACCEPT 5 flavors of credit cards

(Visa, MasterCard, Diners, American Express and Discover). That's

right! This is a real club for real men and real women who want to

proudly declare their SPERMembership!


Membership: $15.00 for LIFETIME SPERMEMBERSHIP.

Wall certificate, pocket card and bumper sticker will be mailed

promptly, so that you won't have to wait! No one should EVER have to

wait for a S.P.E.R.M. delivery!


Just call 1-888-UA-SPERM and an answering machine (or a real live

SPERMson) will pick up 24 hours per day and request name, complete

mailing address, and payment information.


Members will be provided with price lists and newsletters as these

develop. (Yes, yes, the S.P.E.R.M. is in it's early adolescence, but

that means that it is PRIME TIME to join!)


Makes a stupendous SPERManent holiday gift for husbands, buddies,



Why wait!??! S.P.E.R.M. is ever-eager to hear from YOU!!! For US$15,

you can't afford NOT to join. Contribute to the S.P.E.R.M. Bank JUST

ONCE!!! No muss, no fuss!!! You won't regret it!!!