Subject: Get some, lose some, get some more

Date: 21 Apr 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegEliz)

Organization: Gene Wolfe Library and Family Restaurant, East Wing

Newsgroups: alt.slack





The end of the Slackless-yet-colorful times is here at the Manse.

We're fully employed in new and/or better ways, and I just tallyed up

the damage today. With the help of extra-special yeti calculation

bookkeeping, I figure we're only losing about $250 in this little

episode. We might have been further ahead in the bank account without

this minor interruption, but we're only a teensy bit behind as it is.


I've been a little short on Slack or even Slackluster thoughts of

late, but I have had to acknowledge we may have got a new grip on the

luck plane with this newest tidbit. The pupalfemmes got a job offer

too. It seems that they are going to be in a documentary. Naturally

Sparky freaked at first, "I don't know HOW to be in a movie!" she

shrieked. Now she says she'd like to give it a try.


Just guess what they're going to get paid for a couple of days to just

show up at the playground.




Now if I can just get a deal like that, we'll come out AHEAD in the

dollar count.


I'm putting this on my resume: My objective is to get paid just to be

cute. I am thoroughly experienced in the art of adorableness. I will

answer phones if necessary in a chirpy yet unintelligible way. Beyond

that, my main ambition is to perk and quip and keep my nails clean.



My sig is not under construction. It's dead.