Subject: Things you could have heard here today

Date: 24 Sep 1998 00:00:00 GMT

From: nospamum@radix.net (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack

 

Spunky: Why did you get a bigger treat?

Me: Because I'm bigger than you, I ate all my dinner, and your

father's afraid of me.

Spunky: He's not afraid of anything.

Me: No? Ask him.

Spunky: He says he's afraid of STUPIDITIES.

Me: Stupidities are a good thing to be afraid of.

Spunky: Yeah. I was afraid of them too, a long time ago.

 

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