Subject: I Have a Bone To Pick With You

Date: 19 Feb 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: mumthra@radix.net (Mumthra)

Organization: RadixNet Internet Services

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free

 

 

 

 

Dear International Home Foods,

 

The enclosed bone was included in a can of your tuna, which I

purchased last Saturday. The directions on the label suggest that I

should reference the can number SWP7J 25AC5.

 

I understand that you can't always be 100% certain that foreign

objects are not introduced into your canned products, but I feel a

strong intuition that this large bone is a tuna bone of some kind.

Since I am not a piscatorialist, I can't speculate on exactly what

part of the tuna it was originally holding up.

 

As a lifetime tuna eater--a person who consumes my own weight in

tuna each and every year--I have to say that I am disappointed to feel

and new and disturbing distrust of tuna in general and your tuna in

particular. My therapist is helping me to visualize a degree of

gratitude that I didn't end up wearing this LARGE BONE FRAGMENT as an

inside necklace.

 

I hope that you will be more careful to can only those boneless

tuna in the future.

 

 

Happy Heimlichs,

Mumthra