Subject: I Have a Bone To Pick With You
Date: 19 Feb 1999 00:00:00 GMT
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Mumthra)
Organization: RadixNet Internet Services
Dear International Home Foods,
The enclosed bone was included in a can of your tuna, which I
purchased last Saturday. The directions on the label suggest that I
should reference the can number SWP7J 25AC5.
I understand that you can't always be 100% certain that foreign
objects are not introduced into your canned products, but I feel a
strong intuition that this large bone is a tuna bone of some kind.
Since I am not a piscatorialist, I can't speculate on exactly what
part of the tuna it was originally holding up.
As a lifetime tuna eater--a person who consumes my own weight in
tuna each and every year--I have to say that I am disappointed to feel
and new and disturbing distrust of tuna in general and your tuna in
particular. My therapist is helping me to visualize a degree of
gratitude that I didn't end up wearing this LARGE BONE FRAGMENT as an
I hope that you will be more careful to can only those boneless
tuna in the future.