Subject: Rock me in the water

Date: 20 Aug 1997 00:00:00 GMT

From: (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack






The main reason the ten remaining viewers in this area STILL watch the

local TV evening news "team" is pure horrific delight at the language

mangling: "A patrolman's suspects were aroused when he spotted an

abandoned vehicle driving along the bridge..."


This just in: last night our most beloved tankerman (who has confessed

to having more repugnant personal habits than Mayor Marion Crackmaster

Barry) announced that the local water has been found to contain

contamination by "micro-orgasms".




"You're driving to my blind cone--then a high G. But abort your angle of

attack. My sparkle is too much for you. You're a spitter. Now terminate

any intercept in progress."