From: (Mumthra)

Subject: Dear Dead Deer

Date: 04 Apr 1999 00:00:00 GMT


Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free



The weenies were picketting at the garden gates this morning with big

ol' full color tombstones for nineteen "innocent murdered deer." There

weren't enough picketteers to represent all the dead deer, but they

tried really hard to make up for it with sincere meatlessness.


I can't remember that last time I itched so badly for a RIFLE. Those

fucking deer have nipped and nibbled everything in the gardens from

four feet on down to the ground. Their herbicide is BREATHTAKING, but

it's not enough to persuade these picketpeckers that execution is the



It would be an ENTIRELY different story if the deer had BIG POINTY

TEETH and were known to carry off house kittens and disembowel them by

moonlight. I think it's time to start some rumors about Vicious