From: (Mumthra)

Subject: Re: ??

Date: 04 Jun 1999 00:00:00 GMT


Newsgroups: alt.gothic,alt.skunks,alt.slack,rec.arts.poems,alt.foot.fat-free


On Fri, 4 Jun 1999 15:06:42 -0500, (Reverend

AmphibiousAssault) wrote:

:In article <>, says...


:> > That nice middle aged couple with the three kids.


:> I'm stumped.


:I'm guessing Jack and Meg....though "middle aged" is a matter of

:perspective, I guess


:I think the rest of the guesses are right on the mark, though there's

:several who could be the computer screen guy.


I guess anyone over thirty is middle aged now? DIE AT SIXTY and it'll

all work out.


That's MATH in ACTION. I live for math. I really do.


It is just SO FUCKING COOL that I finally see someone describe us with

"nice" and "middle aged" [sic, ya sick pup] and "couple" and "with

three kids." I knew if I hung in there with alts.lack there would come

a moment like this. A DEFINING MOMENT when I would be oh-so-properly

defined. Of all the possible language, there has never been so concise

and PURE a description of MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE.


"Hi! We're a nice middle-aged couple with three kids!" Now I simply

MUST go to my next high school reunion!!! I FINALLY know what to