From: nospamum@radix.net (Mumthra)

Subject: Sparky's Bedtime Story

Date: 27 Apr 1999 00:00:00 GMT

Reply-To: nospamum@radix.net

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free,alt.slack

 

 

After watching Sparky whisper intently in Spunky's ear this evening, I

persuaded them to let me in on the secret. It seems that Sparky had

been telling Spunky a STORY.

 

When the moon gets up to the top of the sky--at midnight--

ZOMBIE CATS come out of the ground. They come into the

houses to look for birds. If they find any birds, they eat

them and replace them with ROBOT BIRDS. The ROBOT BIRDS

look exactly like the real birds, but they sing like

people--like TENORS--all the time and really irritate

everyone. Forever.

 

We are a little worried about all the secrets. I'm afraid she's going

to tell Spunky that she's actually retarded even though nobody else

will let on or somethinglikethat. Sisters are SO MEAN.

 

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