Subject: BAND NAMES

Date: Sat, 15 Nov 1997 12:48:13 -0800

From: truwe@MiNd.NeT

Organization: The Group Home for the Easily Amused

Newsgroups: alt.slack.devo, alt.slack

 

 

It just struck me. Pretty much any Red Meat title could be a good band

name.

the antidote for pleasant moments

product-free cruelty

high-strung herald of the haphazard

comedy as old and flaccid, yet still as funny as

gramma's arm flaps

bunched-up under-cluster

the staccato drone of spontaneous monotony

knucklebone skid marks

the flat tire on your inner journey

gargling with the goulash

nine-foot-long outhouse ladle

pedal-powered stink generator

butter-side-down in the diaper bucket

snapped axle on the wonder wagon

runaway thresher at the puppy farm

face first into the furnace

impromptu saliva bath

itch-fighting cortex ointment

awakened by the smell of casserole

buoyant flotsam in an ocean of hurt

dump truck motorcade

the telltale tickle of tape worms

the moist chuckle of chain saws

seventy miles per into the brick wall of mirth

halfhearted sips from the sagging udder of

boredom

rusty corkscrew acupuncture

the dimpled rind of remorselessness

portable backyard sinkhole

butterfly appliqués on the sliding glass door of

doom

bendy-straw for spittoon guzzlers

apocalypso facto

drool string ukulele

shipwrecked voyage of discovery

bio-booster battle booties

the white-hot cure for sticky valves

scabrous skivvy scrapings

bitter mug of nether nog

pigeon pudding in your propellor

 

 

I gotta get one of the Floating Mystery Skull tee-shirts.

 

Annnnnnnnna

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Subject:

Re: BAND NAMES

Date:

Sat, 15 Nov 1997 23:11:14 GMT

From:

jools@orqwith.ftech.co.uk (TechnoGoddess Jools)

Organization:

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truwe@MiNd.NeT wrote:

 

>It just struck me. Pretty much any Red Meat title could be a good band

>name.

> the antidote for pleasant moments

...

 

I add to your excellent suggestions with a selection of Urusei Yatsura

episode titles:

 

Desperate Sub-Space Part-Time Job

Deadly Combat! The Mendou Family's Flower Display Death Match

Love and War! Battle of Glove vs. Pants!

The Mysterious Giant Cake! Love's Fleeing Panic

The Scampering Kotatsu Cat! Anything to Get Warm

Shine, Great Teahouse of Dreams

Eel Lunch Plot

It's a Thrill! The Terrible Overhead Cooler

Hardselling Happiness! Out of Focus Bluebird

New Years Panic! The Mendou Family's Human Parcheesi Tournament

All-Star Banquet! We Are Immortal

 

TechnoGoddess Jools

Mimo-Prophet of the Sacred Church of the Blessed Cigar of Swifty Lazar