Re: Rev. Friday, & Re: Atlanta Devival is "Go"! Author:MegaLiz

Email:nospamum@radix.net

Date:1998/03/18

Forums:alt.slack

 X@mindspring.com (Nolan Voyde) wrote:

: Can anybody recall a single posting where I so much as mentioned

: Susie's name until this came up? The truth is, Susie doesn't like

: Papa Joe, Janor, Wolfboy and especially me. 4 out of 5 preachers in

: the Devival, and her efforts to wreck it have not stopped, but right

: now I can say no more about that except that she couldn't stop it from

: happening by refusing to help Papa Joe and Janor, and when I pulled it

: off, she went ballistic.

etc. and so on.

This is PRECIOUS. I'm sure I'd treasure it EVER MORE DEEPLY if I

understood any of it. You see, I too have been a VICTIM of

PUPPETMASTER STANG. Or at least, so I thought.

He invaded my very own SLEEPWALKING TRANCE, made my voice lilt so that

everyone hit me constantly either out of annoyance or in a helpful

attempt to DISLODGE THE KAZOO, caused me tunnel vision in wide spaces

and wide vision in tunnel spaces, gave me left sided weakness when I

was AWAKE and weakminded leftists when I was at a WAKE, he made my

walls drip filthy motor oil at sunset every wednesday, AND he made my

HARDDISK FAIL every single time I tried to complain about HIM and HIS

VISCOUS attacks. That is...until I realized that I was actually a

victim of his IDIOT TWIN. It was actually the STANG IDIOT TWIN, the

tiny stangshaped object that lives in my drain trap that was doing all

the REAL DAMAGE. OH, THE GROSSES OF DRAINO THAT I WASTED, ONLY TO FEED

IT'S IDIOT POWER.

Cry me a RIVER, cry me A-NILE-ATION! at least YOU PEOPLE haven't been

visited by the editors of "Life's Most Embarrasing Odors" on account

of being a FAVORITE VICTIM of the scheming, wretched BORED OF DALLAS

IDIOT TWIN DRAIN SQUATTER CONTINGENT.

[Note: I ALSO forgot to include all the names of preachers and

artistes that I THINK YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE to show my um... HIGHLY

IMPRESSIVE BULLSHIT CREDENTIALS... so pretend that I did.]

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