New X-Day song!

Author:Phineas Narco




Sung to the tune of a familiar Frank Sinatra tune:


And now the end is near,

and so we face the final curtain

"Bob" Dobbs will fuck their rears

Their bright pink butts

Will soon be hurtin'


We've lived a life that's free

We didn't go the pink boy job way

But more, much more than this

We did it "Bob"'s Way


Regrets we had a few, but then again,

Too few to mention

We'll cleave their world in two

And blast of to the X Dimension


Bob's pipe is stiff and hard

And it may strike them in an odd way

He'll pulverize their little world

And do it "Bob"'s Way


Yes there were times

I'm sure you knew

The Palmer Head was black and blue

But thru' it all, we didn't stop

We took the pills, we smoked the 'frop

We faced the Con and we moved on

And did it "Bob"'s Way


We've loved, we've laughed and cried

They'll be the ones we'll be abusing

and when the last pink boy has died

I think we'll find it so amusing


To think we did all that

From Baton Rouge to Nicarague

Oh, no, oh no not us

we did it "Bob"'s way.


For what is a Sub

what has he got

if not some slack

then he has not


To say the things he truly feels

And not the words of one who kneels

The record shows we dealt the blows

and did it "Bob"'s way