From FeralOne@Infinity.Org Tue Feb 03 00:41:49 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Dennis you're a Male Prostitute?

From: FeralOne@Infinity.Org (LOE)

Date: Tue, 03 Feb 1998 08:41:49 GMT

On Tue, 03 Feb 1998 06:41:39 GMT, goldenheart@bigfoot.com wrote, in alt.slack:

^UnitIV@sputum.com (Doktor DynaSoar) wrote:

^

^.please come back before some smartass who's sick of reading

^>}this inappropriate shit posts a parody of this wretched whiny sickening

^>}bullshit.

^

^>Oh I'm SO SORRY Bean Guy. I love your muscular nitrogen fixing nodules.

^>Please HUG ME WITH THEM. LET ME FEEL YOUR ROOT TIPS, BAYBEE.

^

^

^I knew you were sick... now I see just how sick you really are.

YES he is a SICK FUCK! He's a kind-hearted sensitive SICK FUCK

just like the rest of the SICK FUCKS here, who've bonded together

in their SICKNESS because they KNOW their SICKNESS is really

their STRENGTH!

THAT'S why I love him and love this whole BUNCH of SICK FUCKS!

They know how to REVEL in their MADNESS. They know that SHIT

turns into flowers when you SPREAD IT OUT on the ground. When

you SPREAD IT ON THE GROUND then everybody will SEE IT, but

that's the only way the SEEDS will take root. Those nitrogen

fixing nodules need NOURISHMENT to grow strong and MUSCULAR,

so they can CHOKE BACK the life-sucking PARASITIC LEECH-VINES

that want everyone to LOCK-STEP through life NEVER making

waves or SEEKING their OWN form of joy!

OKAY! So now we SEE all the SHIT, and DAMN but it's been REAL

EXCITING, but I think it time we mixed it in with the TOPSOIL

OF SUBREALITY and quit FUCKING STARING AT IT! Even SICK FUCKS

like us get tired of rolling in the SHIT after awhile. DAMN,

but I KNOW I do.

So REVEL, YETI! in your SICK FUCK MADNESS and know that it's

the only wall between you and NORMAL MADNESS that will take

you down into the dungeons of the soul and chain you spread-

eagle against the walls of CONvention. STROKE your SICK FUCK

MADNESS and raise it high for us all to ADMIRE! It's your

STRENGTH and your JOY and without it the Slack Particles of

SubReality will flow AROUND and never TOUCH you!

And don't ever let anyone tell you it's anything but Slack.

,,,^..^,,,

Daemon of SubReality | A weed is just a flower growing

Unit 180 | somewhere it isn't wanted. And a

Kibo In Bozosity Out | rose by any name still has thorns.