From FeralOne@Infinity.Org Tue Feb 03 00:41:49 1998
Subject: Re: Dennis you're a Male Prostitute?
From: FeralOne@Infinity.Org (LOE)
Date: Tue, 03 Feb 1998 08:41:49 GMT
On Tue, 03 Feb 1998 06:41:39 GMT, email@example.com wrote, in alt.slack:
^UnitIV@sputum.com (Doktor DynaSoar) wrote:
^.please come back before some smartass who's sick of reading
^>}this inappropriate shit posts a parody of this wretched whiny sickening
^>Oh I'm SO SORRY Bean Guy. I love your muscular nitrogen fixing nodules.
^>Please HUG ME WITH THEM. LET ME FEEL YOUR ROOT TIPS, BAYBEE.
^I knew you were sick... now I see just how sick you really are.
YES he is a SICK FUCK! He's a kind-hearted sensitive SICK FUCK
just like the rest of the SICK FUCKS here, who've bonded together
in their SICKNESS because they KNOW their SICKNESS is really
THAT'S why I love him and love this whole BUNCH of SICK FUCKS!
They know how to REVEL in their MADNESS. They know that SHIT
turns into flowers when you SPREAD IT OUT on the ground. When
you SPREAD IT ON THE GROUND then everybody will SEE IT, but
that's the only way the SEEDS will take root. Those nitrogen
fixing nodules need NOURISHMENT to grow strong and MUSCULAR,
so they can CHOKE BACK the life-sucking PARASITIC LEECH-VINES
that want everyone to LOCK-STEP through life NEVER making
waves or SEEKING their OWN form of joy!
OKAY! So now we SEE all the SHIT, and DAMN but it's been REAL
EXCITING, but I think it time we mixed it in with the TOPSOIL
OF SUBREALITY and quit FUCKING STARING AT IT! Even SICK FUCKS
like us get tired of rolling in the SHIT after awhile. DAMN,
but I KNOW I do.
So REVEL, YETI! in your SICK FUCK MADNESS and know that it's
the only wall between you and NORMAL MADNESS that will take
you down into the dungeons of the soul and chain you spread-
eagle against the walls of CONvention. STROKE your SICK FUCK
MADNESS and raise it high for us all to ADMIRE! It's your
STRENGTH and your JOY and without it the Slack Particles of
SubReality will flow AROUND and never TOUCH you!
And don't ever let anyone tell you it's anything but Slack.
Daemon of SubReality | A weed is just a flower growing
Unit 180 | somewhere it isn't wanted. And a
Kibo In Bozosity Out | rose by any name still has thorns.