From spamVictim@gotYourAss.com Mon Dec 08 21:57:39 1997
Subject: Re: PIERCED AT LAST!!! or IS CIRCUMCISION A DISEASE, and DO WE NEED TO SPELL IT CORRECTLY?
From: "spamVictim" <spamVictim@gotYourAss.com>
Date: 9 Dec 1997 05:57:39 GMT
TarlaStar <!!!firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote in article
> "spamVictim" <spamVictim@gotYourAss.com> wrote:
> >hey, i got 1 over on you...they had to circumsize me TWICE, cause it
> >back the first time.
> WHY did they circumsize you in the first place? Did you have some sort
> of infection?
> ***Tarla Star***
Hmmmmmm, never heard catholicism referred to as an infection, but the
spaghetti is indeed sticking to the fridge, ....so there goes your proof!
There's a wonderful psuedo-pop-psychological-idea floating around that you
should do to your infant boy as was done to you...as if he's gonna look up
at you one day 'round about 5 years old during your obligatory communal
shower and say: "hey DAD, waaaay up there! How come my FREEDOM FIGHTER is
hiding under a stinky blanket, and yours is gloriously parading around in
the buff like the Emperor in that story you read to me this morning?
Howcum dad, howizzzzaaaatttt?"
So you answer in a gentle voice: "Son, it all comes down to this. I can
receive oral sex from either Jewish OR Gentile prostitutes...because my
SoleReasonForBeingOnThisPlanet is "kosher", while you will have to seek out
Gentile prostitutes, because they don't worry about kosher or not kosher."
and he answers, obviously not satisfied with my pitiful, copout answer: "
but DAD, how can it be that we look so DIFFERENT?"
to which you calmly and lovingly reply: "well son, you may have noticed
that my PrinceOfDarkness vaguely resembles your FOREARM, while you are
holding an apple, while your own MissionOfBurma more closely resembles my
pinky finger. Is it even possible for us to move forward in this
discussion from there, considering the span of utterly forgettable years
So, according to UrbanPsychobabbleMyth, the little wanker will have an
immutable complex, an indellible stain on his self opinion, just because
you have an aircraft carrier, and he's got a skiff with a bow wave.
Maybe that's why so many kids have these totally fucked-up relationships
with their fathers... at age five, they saw the startling contrast of dad's
HUGE SPIRE, to their own toodly tadpole. And that was the very last time
they ever caught sight of their father's privates. So here is the kid at,
say, 20, looking at thier probably quite normally proportioned love
porpoise, and thinking that thier fathers are hauling around these frigging
Gila Monsters in their trowsers. Little do they realize that their fathers
had HALF OF THEIR AVAILABLE LENGTH-ON-THE-WATERLINE whacked off in an
horrific pagan blood ritual.
just keep in mind that everything costs something---whether that something
is your money, your time, your blood, or your sanity