Green Eggs&Ham

Author: bbombere

Email:bbombere@erols.com

Date:1997/10/25

Forums:alt.slack

 

"I really like green eggs and

ham,

I do , I like them Sam-I-Am,

And I would be so very

grateful

If I had another plateful."

 

"Sorry, that's it for today,"

Said Sam, as he put down his

tray.

"You've eaten up my whole

supply.

There's no more ham and

eggs to try."

 

"Oh Sam-I-Am," he cried,

"don't say

I can't have ham and eggs

today.

What can I do if I want more?

Can I go buy them at the

store?

 

Should I go seek a big green

hen?

Or try to find a green pig

pen?"

"No, no," said Sam, "I have to

say

That isn't how they get that

way.

 

No chicken that I've ever seen

Has hatched out of an egg

that's green.

And there's no pig pen that I

know

Where cute green little

piglets grow.

 

And I will tell you one thing

more

You cannot buy them in a

store

Not on a supermarket shelf

You see, I make them all

myself.

 

I specialize in strange cuisine

And so I built a big machine

I use it almost every day

At Sam-I-Am's Green Egg

Cafe.

 

It's called an egg -and

-ham-u-la-tor

There's nothing anywhere

that's greater

If you want your meal turned

green

Than my miraculous

machine."

 

 

 

"So that's your secret, Sam-I

-Am,

For making great green eggs and

ham.

Where can I get one for my

own?

I'll order it by telephone."

 

"Why you can build one, too,"

said Sam,

And make your own green eggs

and ham.

The egg-and- ham-u-la-tor's fun

And I will tell you how it's

done.

 

But first, before you can

proceed

You'll have to find the parts you

need.

You will not find them in a

book.

The World Wide Web is where

to look.

 

And when you've gathered all

the parts

The Egg-and-Ham-ulator starts!

Thank Living Books for this

machine,

And Family PC Magazine."

http://www.livingbooks.com/seuss/home.html