From email@example.com SunJan 25 03:51:38 1998
From: Peter Hipwell <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: SunJan 25 03:51:38 1998
>They say people often accuse others of having the faults they
>themselves are most deeply guilty of. For example, only someone with
>>such a flimsy, tenuous grasp of what constitutes quality
>would even use words like " ultimate tip-top best." and "wacky
>Only a FOOL would call alt.slack an "institution," or wish for page
>after page of absolute nonsense in order to lull their senses.
>As for these posts being studied by English Lit students in the 21st
>century, AFTER X DAY, ALL CLASSES WILL BE CANCELLED INDEFINITELY.
>I quite agree that some of the greatest geniuses in the world post
>here, but I don't think you're one of them.
>Rev. Mary Magdalen
Sadly I nowadays no longer have as much free time as I would wish in
order to keep up with one of my minor hobbies, pointing out the deep
inadequacies of posters to this group. However, I am glad to say that
you have embarassed yourself to such a degree that I would feel truly
heartless if I did not respond with a patronising, avuncular sort of a
flamette. I am resigned to the fact that subtelty on Usenet is about as
appreciated as cannibalism at Sunday School, and I do try my best to
exaggerate the level of sarcasm and ironic effect I use in my posts so
that even the many well-knnown-to-be-dim Americans that (allegedly) read
this stuff do not become too confused. Sadly, I fear that I cannot quite
reach down to the levels required on occasion, but I hope you will bear
with me as I try to readjust once again. In summary then, duh.
Sa-ti muste vampirii curul!