From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:14:47 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:14:47 GMT

 

snorts@erratix..com (RevLurch) wrote:

>On Sun, 25 Jan 1998 04:34:03 GMT, FeralOne@Infinity.Org wrote:

 

>>On Sun, 25 Jan 1998 06:59:25 GMT, Sister Pammy of the Soil wrote, in

>>alt.slack:

>>

>>^Am I the only person in the country who finds it a little odd that the

>>^special prosecutor hired to investigate a business deal Clinton was

>>^involved in is now spying on the president's sex life?

>>

>> No.

>>

>> In fact, you beat me to the comment.

>>

>> I was going to post something like:

>> KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS

>>

>> with text pointing out that it was remarkably broad-minded of

>> the man who was supposed to be investigating financial matters

>> to SEND AGENTS out to ENTRAP the girl into talking about her

>> possible affair. [2]

>>

>> Yeah, that's REALLY RELEVANT to Whitewater. [1]

>>

>> Sleaze, anyone?

>> No thanks, I've had enough.

>>

>> Actually, I'm APPALLED that Starr hasn't been investigating the

>> SHOCKING ALLEGATION that Clinton DOESN'T PUT HIS CLOTHES INTO THE

>> LAUNDRY HAMPER! Just drops 'em on the floor. Must be a TRAITOR!

>>

>> Personally, and this is just my opinion, but leadership, power,

>> and lust go together. The best leaders I've known in person

>> tended to not be overly restrained about their sexuality.

 

>oh, jesus. I've fucking heard it all now. What the fuck kind of "Leader" doesn't even have

>sense or discretion to keep his hands out of the trou of girls the age of his hideous

>daughter? I'm not sure I want somebody with no more self-control than that in charge of

>the world's most powerful nuclear aresenal.

 

>Anyway, whether or not he porked the girl is not really the issue here. Everybody knows he

>did. Her and a bunch of others. But if you think it's perfectly alright for the fucking

>president to urge people to lie under oath, well, then you, and everybody else pissing

>and moaning about how this sorry-ass murderer has been "entrapped" by some shadowy right

>wing conspiracy (all the while poo-pooing the notion that boss Mush has been behind a few

>of his own. Waco, among others, come to mind), have EXACTLY the sort of government you

>deserve.

 

>this shit makes me puke.

 

>lurch

 

lurch, yer a squeaky little pink fuckbutt.

 

yer like that kid down the street who stopped wearing black because

goths started wearing black.

 

yer a smartass redneck who's too smart'n smarmy to have any real fun

with yer fellow po'fuckers, so you think it's ok to annoy subgenii

with your reverse attachment to a game that has no future or purpose

or, most unforgivable of all, FUN in it.

 

I HAVE ABOUT 2500 ALT.RIP.MY.SCROTUM POSTS TO READ, AND JUST BECAUSE

YOU SMELL STUPID, I THINK I'LL ANSWER *EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF

THEM* WHILE I STILL HAVE A 102 FEVER AND CAN THEREFOR RELATE TO YOU

VAPID, FETID, LIMPISH LITTLE WHINEING PEOPLE WANNABES!

 

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP! you know goddamn well and good that ALL

Presidents are MURDERING FUCKS (except Chester A. Arthur, who wore

vests a lot but refused, "Bob" bless his inert subgenius ass, to do

ANYTHING else). How ELSE do you command an army of rabid herd monkeys,

if your not willing to eat an occasional human baby?

 

Like that fact somehow means there AREN'T *BILLIONS* of shadowy

conspiracies of various flavors!

 

BULLSHIIIIIIIIT! BULLSHIT! FUCK YOU! ANYONE WHO WANTS TO RULE ANYTHING

IS A MURDEROUS PERVERT BABY RAPIST KILLER!

 

CLINTON, NIXON, STALIN, HITLER, STANG, HUBBARD... they think they're

BETTER than we are, and think we won't KILL THEM and EAT *THEIR*

OFFSPRING....

 

they haven't gotten that individuation thing down, and apparently

NEITHER HAVE YOU.

 

ALL you give a fuck about is support for YOUR favorite fantasy.

FUCK THAT. FUCK YOU. YOUR stupid preffered dellusion is LOPSIDED and

lacks any reflection of the TRUE MAJESTIC SYMETRY of the EVIL

STUPIDITY and LAW OF FEAR that permeates our society.

 

NOW, aquarium snail boy, explain to me why a guy who can call the NSA

and have the BEST LOOKING, MOST HIGHLY TRAINED SEX SURROGATES

IN THE GODDAMN WORLD sent to him under the cover of national security

(concealment of the presidential psychological health) to rotate his

balls would RATHER fuck a bimbo UGLIER than his wife???

 

You're operating under the assumption that he's even stupider than

YOU! You both SOUND equally stupid. Check yer wallet and and his, and

get back to me on that one.

 

 

CAN'T "KNOW" THINGS? REALITY IS BASED PURELY ON FAITH! HAVE SOME:

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:14:49 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:14:49 GMT

 

FeralOne@Infinity.Org (LOE) wrote:

 

 

>In article <34d7d5d7.28434480@news.en.com>, DynaSoar says...

 

>^I have no idea what you people are talking about, since I get my news from

>^what people tell me. All I can say is this news is really funny. Is it

>^involved with something from reality? Not that it matters....

 

> Reality?

 

> Well, there are some 3-space peeplez by these names that have

> been running around getting into the Regular Boring NewsMedia

> but I wouldn't exactly call it Reality.

 

dammit... pay attention... they MIGHT have been 8-space people

like everyone else, but when they got sucked into the media

vortex they became 2-space beings, much like Robert Crumb.

 

> Damn sure isn't anything to do with SubReality, either.

 

If it generates hate or slack, yer WRONG. as usual. Dobbs bless you.

 

> Frankly, I think the whole kit'nkaboodle are figments of the

> fertile imaginations of news reporters and anchors who've been

> cut off from the SlackPlane and have Nothing Better To Do than

> entertain themselves with fantasies about Sex Scandals, or tales

> of PinkFucks stabbing each other in the back for CONgressional

> Show&Tell Parties.

 

Garsh-o-golly Beav, wut a cutesy-poo perspective! Yeah, it's a

side-hobby of the bored power elite, not an active attempt to control

personal and national priority structures! Thanks for clearing that up

for me! And to think, here I was afraid they're FUCKING CANNIBALS!

 

> Except for that Starr fella. He's real, and I'm gonna hunt him

> down like a rabbit and Fluff his Tail.

 

I'll pay for photos.

 

> THEN we'll see what he has to say about SEX SCANDALS!

 

If that's all we see, then I won't pay very MUCH. Try and get him to

wear the black teddy with the nipple windows.

 

>THINK UNIVERSALLY ACT INSIGNIFICANTLY

 

are there alternatives???

 

 

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:14:50 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:14:50 GMT

 

twgs@whatsthepoint.net (Max Sendq) wrote:

 

>On 25 Jan 1998 08:16:31 GMT, hazmatck@aol.com (HAZMATCK) wrote:

 

>>Something to think about:

>>Unabomber trial is over.

>>OJ who?

>>

>>Therefore They needed to come up with something QUICK to distract the masses

>>from the fact that the economy will soon be going down the toilet due to the

>>Indonesian economy collapsing.

 

>Cute, but remember that the story broke BEFORE Kaczynski cut a deal,

>and ALSO remember that the Pope's in Cuba, so really you can't say

>that the media had NOTHING to blather about. The media doesn't have

>to COVER UP anything about Indonesia, because nobody in Amnerica GIVES

>A FUCK ABOUT INDONESIA! Hell, they don't even know where Indonesia

>is! All this is is the paranoid cabal who wants Clinton OUT of office

>versus the paranoid cabal who wants Clinton IN office. I don't give a

>fuck WHICH one wins, because it's really too late for either of them

>to make a difference at this point.

 

>165 days

 

oh stop being a doorstop. Has your mom bothered to explain to you that

yer REAL dad was a can of ALPO?

 

They don't cover up things we already KNOW about, because they know we

don't give a shit... it's the NEW stuff we'll fuss about for ten

minutes! YOU think it's about idiot cabals? It's about trying to keep

US from finally realizing that it's just the ONE cabal, and ONE

political party, and ONE power base.

 

When tofu burgers are cheaper and easier to get than hamburgers, THEN

you'll see what's going on, and it will be about 150 years TOO FUCKING

LATE!

 

YOU could have done something, but you let Stang sell you the CHEAP

SHIT instead of waiting for "Bob" to sell you the GOOD SHIT!!!

 

165 days 'til the saucers come and get the Maya. Learn to like tofu.

 

 

IS EVERYONE AS DUMB AS YOU ARE? HERE'S HOW TO FIND OUT:

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:15:08 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.politics.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:15:08 GMT

 

bg19354@binghamton.edu.NoMoReDaMnSpAm (Nully Fydyan) wrote:

 

>In article <34cc3c92.3888935@news.cphl.mindspring.com>,

>nojunkmailtoxiccow@mindspring.com (Sister Pammy of the Soil) wrote:

 

>> If he's lied to his wife, then he fully deserves to

>> answer to her for the promise he made and broke. But he didn't marry

>> THE AMERICAN PEOPLE when he took office, and we've got no cause to

>> feel betrayed because he chooses to act on his sexuality in ways that

>> violate an agreement he made with Hilary.

 

>In line for the cafeteria today, I heard two college professors discussing

>a "theory", though they had couched it in terms of fact:

 

>"Obviously, he and Hillary have an open marriage, but the American people

>can't understand or accept this, so he was *forced* to lie."

 

>It is amazing to me how far these fucks will go to make excuses for their

>icons. Either that, or somebody's projecting.

 

>Nully

 

obviously, you are totally right. obviously, they're a real

traditional down-home cuntry cupple, yeppers, and before he became a

politician, they suggled by the fire and sang muskrat love to each

other.

 

then he got some power and decided to be a bad boy and put his penis

in places not authorised by the comics code of the west, and so Jesus

and Mother Bates will have to pull his widdle legs off for being

mister naughty-penis.

 

admit it, binky... you just resent him knowing what his gender is, you

genital deficient putz-wannabe!

 

somebody loan this poor gimp a few spare cooters and/or

tallywackers... it watches too much TV.

 

 

HATE HATE HATERS... THEY'RE HATEFUL *AND* CONFUSED!!!

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:15:09 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.politics.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:15:09 GMT

 

zgw@mindspring.com (RevLurch) wrote:

 

>On Mon, 26 Jan 1998 07:39:16 GMT, nojunkmailtoxiccow@mindspring.com (Sister Pammy of the

>Soil) wrote:

 

>>zgw@mindspring.com (RevLurch) wrote:

>>

>>.

>>

>>>So what should we look for when choosing a "leader." The guy playing with himself at the

>>>town meetings? Jeez. I mean, is it just too fucking much to expect that intelligence

>>>and a cognizance of the wieght and power and responsibility of being president of the

>>>country should maybe, just maybe, override the chosen person's instinctive desire to

>>>behave like a goddam slack-tongued butt-sniffing beagle holed up under the house with a

>>>bitch in heat?

>>

>>

>>C'mon, Lurch, dignity and respect is a two-way street isn't it? Prying

>>into the man's sex life hardly qualifies as giving him the respect he

>>deserves as the person who's taken on the extremely difficult and no

>>doubt exhausting job of making grave decisions every day of his life

>>for eight years. If he's lied to his wife, then he fully deserves to

>>answer to her for the promise he made and broke. But he didn't marry

>>THE AMERICAN PEOPLE when he took office, and we've got no cause to

>>feel betrayed because he chooses to act on his sexuality in ways that

>>violate an agreement he made with Hilary. Sex in and of itself isn't

>>disgraceful or demeaning or disrespectful to the presidential office.

>>The only cause for concern we need have is if he told the woman state

>>secrets he had no business telling, and no one's accused him of that.

>>

>>SPOTS

 

>Last word for now.

 

HA! YOU couldn't SHUT THE FUCK UP if GOD cauterized yer spoo-flaps

shut with a goddamn, idunno, very hot thing for cauterizing

spoo-flaps.

 

> Don't let my mouthing off make you think I give much of a hoot one way

 

what's this whole big fucking deal about hooting? HUH? ANSWER ME,

ASS-RACHET! What DOES cause you to give a hoot? Who fucking has a use

for, or accepts these hoots? What the fuck ARE you, some simpering

scottish owl? Shut the fuck up with yer stoopid hooting, you dumbass

fartcake!

 

>or the other. I don't much like Clinton, but I didn't like the last 10 or so presidents

>that preceeded him, and I'll likely dislike (count on it) whoever succeeds him. I've

 

oh, well, once again yer the big hairy macho manny man who doesn't

like anything. So why the fuck you still breathing MY american air?

When Mary Tyler Moore becomes el presidente, you will LEARN to like,

lick, and suck her armpit dicks and SWALLOW her burly she-man cum

almost to the last drop drippling from your cromagnon chin, but you'll

save that last drip and BRONZE it because you love her so fucking

much!

 

>never made any secret of my belief that the bastards are bought and paid for before they

>take office, and remain beholding to the powers that be while they are in there. What I

 

Bought and paid for? What, you livin in the 1930's??? Modern

presidents are VAT GROWN in a secret underground lab in the Rockies!

 

<the resta yer "poor me, the herd stallion's tryin to kill me" crap

deleted for the sake of small electronic life-forms with no resistance

to red-neck pouty potty poo>

 

you are a bad person.

 

everyone says so.

 

fuckin' STANGITE hedgemonkey!

 

 

STAGGER, STAGGER, PUKE, SPEW. REPEAT AS NEEDED! AND BUY THIS CRAP:

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:15:10 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.politics.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:15:10 GMT

 

nojunkmailtoxiccow@mindspring.com (Sister Pammy of the Soil) wrote:

 

 

>I'm like you, Lurch.

 

no way... I bet you have MUCH nicer tits!

 

 

HOW TO MAKE LURCH TITTY SAMMICHES FOR DA NATION:

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:15:11 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.politics.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:15:11 GMT

 

bg19354@binghamton.edu.NoMoReDaMnSpAm (Nully Fydyan) wrote:

 

 

>I just wanted to see this again. For some reason, I'm glad to know it's

>not just me.

 

but it IS just you.

 

everyone else was KIDDING.

 

 

 

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:15:12 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:15:12 GMT

 

mitchell@DOESN'T.SPAM.SUCK.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

wrote:

 

>Monica Lewinsky, on the other hand, is wondering how a conversation about

>eating oysters with Bill Clinton could ever get so out of hand.

 

OYSTERS ARE NOT KOSHER. LET THE PREZ AND HIS SLUT DIE HORRIBLY AND ROT

IN IN HELL WITH ALL THE OTHER MOLLUSCK SUCKING RODENT NOSTRIL FUCKERS

FOR THEIR SINS BECAUSE WE THE FEW THE PROUD THE HAIRY KNOW THAT

MOLLUSCKS ARE FOR LOVERS NOT FOR GLUTTONOUS FLAPPY FATSACKS LIKE THEM

TWO CREEPY OOZE DOLLY PORK SAMMICH LINERS. AND THAT MAKES IT A SIN.

 

obviously, killing EVERYONE is the only answer.

 

Koolaid, pudding, and leiderhosen for ALL my men! Ha-HA!

 

 

I NEVER LIKED YOU. LEARN WHY YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER:

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:15:13 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:15:13 GMT

 

FeralOne@Infinity.Org (LOE) wrote:

 

>On Mon, 26 Jan 1998 22:03:04 GMT, Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote, in

>alt.slack:

 

> [...]

 

>^SO. This whole escapade devolved from unclean ears, along with too much

>^imagination on most everyone else's part, and too little on Hillary's part.

>^

 

> PRA P-Lil!

 

> Finally, someone gets the story out right.

 

> My gratitude forever.

 

 

oh, yeah. great. yer smarmy molded mottled gratitude and 75 cents will

buy you an empty bubble tape canister and a live salamander SLAMMED UP

YER ASS WITH A CRICKET BAT WHILE THE OFFENDING GOON SINGS GODDAMN

TUB-THUMPER OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER JUST LIKE A REAL FM RADIO

PROGRAM DIRECTOR.

 

get a REAL disease, ya frootbag!

 

 

REAL NASTY REAL DISEASES REAL CHEAP REAL SOON. REALLY!

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:15:14 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:15:14 GMT

 

walker@eurobell.co.uk (jerry) wrote:

 

look, ya punk-ass refugee bitch from cane-butt island,

we don't pretend to understand or care about the arcane but picayune

rituals of your skirt-wearin' peanut sized "country", so stop tryin'

to pretend that you know what saving your worthless ass from hitler

cost us, or how our superior system of democratic goverment WORKS,

because you have NO CLUE AT ALL. Get a REAL goddamn country, THEN come

back and try and act like you could have been somebody instead of some

headmaster's head mistress.

 

and while yer at it, go to the mainland and try to steal some REAL

food. damn poppinjay!

 

 

BRITISH PEOPLE SECRETLY YEARN TO BE FRENCH. PATHETIC, HUH?

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:15:15 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:15:15 GMT

 

jimvan@NOSPAMgate.net (Jim Vandewalker) wrote:

 

>On Wed, 28 Jan 1998 01:46:08 -0000, walker@eurobell.co.uk (jerry) wrote:

 

>>

>>A geological joke: the tights come down as the mites go up.

>>

 

 

>The question is: Ants in the pants, or what are stalagtites and

>stalagmites?

 

See? SEE? JIM KNOWS!

 

why can't you goddamn kids be more like Jim???

 

rotten fuckin' little ratfux!

 

 

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:15:16 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:15:16 GMT

 

mtownOsPAMend@earthlink.net (Michael Townsend) wrote:

 

 

>Right, this is the first analysis that makes any SENSE. Especially next to

>that idiotic "he'd have her killed if she didn't blow him."

 

yeah, that IS dumb. I never let them suck my dick(s) until AFTER I've

killed 'em.... that way you can be sure they'll swallow.

 

>(actually, lurch's ravings seem to make some sort of sense, but the

>FORMATTING - ack, I can't read it!!)

 

That's ok, reading isn't what those are for. Print 'em up, make paper

airplanes of 'em, smear the guano of rabid bats on 'em, and sail them

into republican fund raising dinners. now you know. enjoy.

 

 

BITCHES WITH SWITCHES WHO HATE YER RED BRITCHES:

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:15:17 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.politics.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:15:17 GMT

 

!!!bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar) wrote:

 

>nojunkmailtoxiccow@mindspring.com (Sister Pammy of the Soil) wrote:

><snip>

>>...But personally, and this was my point from the beginning, I think the guy

>>has a right to some privacy and I DON'T WANT TO KNOW about his sex

>>life.

 

>I agree with you there. Even thinking about thinking about Clinton

>having sex makes me slightly nauseated.

 

 

yet yer perfectly happy to drone on about Lou masturbating?

 

NIGGA PUH-LEASE!!! You just about the nastiest ofay bitch in da unfree

world, how you gonna front NOW like you ain't into alla that sick

pre-necro shit? I flick frozen cum splinters and freeze-dried vomit in

your lovely easter bonnet in disgust! Don't eat it all in one face!

 

 

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:15:18 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.politics.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:15:18 GMT

 

!!!bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar) wrote:

 

>I doubt that. At 21, you barely know how to wipe your own ass, much

>less how much shit's gonna come down on you for a Presidential

>blowjob.

 

Yet more ugly proof you have far too much human genetic matter in

your compositionn and decomposition. Perhaps not everyone leads

a sheltered life, or worse, a sheltered life with deceptive glitz in

it that makes them THINK they know shit. Those of who were children

during Watergate never had that luxury. Or is this more of that

huemink middle-ages stuff that hits broads when their cooter hairs

start fallin' out? If so, grow up ya dumb ol' bitch... yer every bit

the moronic mongloid child most meat-bots are, no extra points for

wild yeti heritage this time 'cuz yuh made yer dumbness public without

really celebrating it.

 

>> Now the question seems to me to be: Was she sent in to seduce

>>Clinton by the Council of Five, the same ones who produced "Wag the

>>Dog?"

 

maybe it was the same clowns who sent mibs to the family of a woman

who went to school with Clinton. The woman had commited suicide for

unrelated reasons after her school years, and the slobs in question

tried to get her family to say she snuffed it because Clinton got her

preggers and she had an abortion that drove her to take her life.

 

we have a word for those guys... they're called REPUBLICANS, and if

you think both parties are equally bad, you can't calculate rates of

descent.

 

>Of course. The Bureaucracy exists to distract the ruled from the

>rulers.

 

huh. go figger. and here I thought it existed to make us think

bureacrats were the rulers, so the REAL rulers could romp about in the

plain light of day. I guess I'm just a silly mutherfucker, huh!

 

 

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:15:20 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.politics.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:15:20 GMT

 

mitchell@DOESN'T.SPAM.SUCK.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

wrote:

 

>In article <6ane57$nfk@snews2.newsguy.com>, !!!bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar) wrote:

>>Ginsu <librefer@pobox.upenn.edu> wrote:

>>

>>> Not only that, but she seems to have been from a questionable social

>>>upbringing and power-hungry ta boot. She knew what she was getting

>>>into.

>>

>>I doubt that. At 21, you barely know how to wipe your own ass, much

>>less how much shit's gonna come down on you for a Presidential

>>blowjob.

 

>When I first saw Monika Lewinsky's picture I had an intense feeling of deja

>vu. The big hair, the perky gleaming eyes, the wide, toothy grin.... Then I

>locked in. Lewinsky is cast from the same mold my college classmates were.

>After that realization, I understood the situation perfectly. She is even more

>naive than you may think. In fact, she may actually believe she'll have a

>"normal" life after this is all over!

 

being a normal, she most likely will. after her 15 minutes is up.

 

she'll have a slightly better fish story to share with the other

haggard old bar flies when she's 40 and looks 60.

 

anyone stupid enuff not to have some idea of where presidential

pecker-poppin' leads DESERVES their fate.

 

dumbass bitch shoulda bit the bastard or run screamin'.

 

stop, drop, and roll.

 

 

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:15:21 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.politics.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:15:21 GMT

 

jrbobdobbs@snarfhotmail.com (Dr.Harry Scrotum) wrote:

<words, and>

 

>Dr.Harry Scrotum,D.D.S. (Doktor of Dobbs Studies)

 

why don't you shave yer goddamn scrotum and stop bothering us with

your stupid fucking personal problems? do you see a sign somewhere

that says we provide wet-nurses for post-pubescent fuzz-dusted freaks?

NO? MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY! YOU FUCKING WEIRDO!

FREAK! FREAK! YOU EVIL DIRTY SQUIRRLEY FUCKED UP LITTLE

MUNCHKINK-FUCKIN WHORE OF A DIFFICULT COLOR! ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?

IS THAT YER MESSY LITTLE PROBLEM? GO WATCH SOME TV, THAT'S WHAT YOU

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:15:22 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.politics.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:15:22 GMT

 

!!!bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar) wrote:

 

>I dunno...I dunno if it even happened. But there's no way in hell

>you're going to convince me that if it DID happen that the balance of

>power in the situation was even close to equal.

 

experiment:

 

put someone's dick in your mouth.

examine the balance of power.

 

If he has a ready weapon at yer head, you have no power....

 

now put his finger on the button....

 

yer STILL in charge.

 

unless, of course, ya forgot to put in yer damn DENTURES again...

 

 

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:15:23 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.politics.slack

Subject: Re: KEN STARR SUCKS GOAT DILDOS AND LICKS NEWT'S ASS (wuz Re: resignation speech)

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:15:23 GMT

 

Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:

 

>Why would I want to do that? Did someone say that I said that or

>something? I also won't try to convince you that the moon is made of

>transmission fluid, what of it?

 

it's made of WHAT??? That's NOT what it was made of when I lent it to

you, ya irresponsible SHIT! I swear, we just can't HAVE nice things,

CAN we! You've always got to be fucking things up, putting them where

they don't belong, leaving them out in the weather... well, I've

goddamn well had enough. You either find a buyer for all that

transmission fluid, or change it back to cheese RIGHT THIS INSTANT

YOUNG MAN! DO YOU HEAR ME???

 

I am SO FUCKING SICK of your CHILDISH ANTICS!

 

 

>Nonplussed,

 

right. like you've ever been plussed.

i looked it up. there is no such thing.

 

big liarhed!

 

 

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:14:51 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: ENOUGH

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:14:51 GMT

 

Peter Hipwell <petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk> wrote:

 

>Sadly I nowadays no longer have as much free time as I would wish in

>order to keep up one of my minor hobbies, pointing out the deep

>inadequacies of posters to this group.

 

yeah, but, but, you still love ME. *I* am PERFECTLY adequate.... for

what I am, and all.... um, let's finish this some other time. it's

making my peenglobes glimmer.

 

> However, I am glad to say that

>you have embarrased yourself to such a degree that I would feel truly

>heartless if I did not resond with a patronising, avuncular sort of a

>flamette.

 

is this the sort of avuncular that Donald is to his three "nephews"?

and what sort of fucker of duck mothers does that make YOU?

this is science. give smartish answers.

 

> I am resigned to the fact that subtelty on Usenet is about as

>appreciated as cannibalism at Sunday School, and I do try my best to

 

being a limey poof, you have no idea how that sounds to someone

raised in america's deep south. rethink this for an international

audience.

 

>exaggerate the level of sarcasm and ironic effect I use in my posts so

>that even the many well-known-to-be-dim Americans that (allegedly) read

 

americans are STUPID, not confused. THINKING leads to confusion, not

blind ignorance! Blind ignorance leads to LUNCH and PEE and HATS.

 

>this stuff do not become too confused. Sadly, I fear that I cannot quite

>reach down to the levels required on occasion, but I hope you will bear

>with me while I try to readjust once again. In summary then, duh.

 

hurry up. there's an 8 hour time difference, and we're tired of

waiting for you to catch up. or down, as the case may be. and is.

 

>Sa-ti muste vampirii curul!

 

you secretly yearn to be french, don't you.

 

 

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:14:52 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: ENOUGH

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:14:52 GMT

 

mitchell@DOESN'T.SPAM.SUCK.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

wrote:

 

>You freaky limey bastard, you swapped Mae West and Janice Raymond!!!

 

>Keep your grubby British hands off of my culture!

 

 

your so-called culture is a pre-fabricated psychophage

designed by Margret Meade and a team of CIA employed former SS

propagandists to goverment designated specifications during the ten

year reality-hacking shitstorm that followed WWII.

 

it's been cancelled.

 

construct an identity based on something else.

 

for you, and the millions just exactly like you,

social scientists recomend ABBA lyrics, and the

poims of Rod McKuen. and breast implants.

 

 

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:14:53 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: ENOUGH

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:14:53 GMT

 

"=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Preu=DFe?=, GmbH" <bbombere@erols.com>

wrote:

 

 

 

>Peter Hipwell wrote:

 

 

>Until we "level the playing field" I'll hang out at the local

>biker bar with the local Death Chick, the one here, they

>call her the Death Chick 'cuz it smells like something

>crawled up her and died

 

how does that make her any different from the one they keep in Dallas?

 

except that the one yer talking about doesn't slog about on the net,

thereby restricting the waft-radius of her effluvia, whereas the other

uses the net to spread that dead-rat-in-the-wall odure to the far

reaches of the globe...

 

oh, yeah... other difference is that I have no intention of going to

Inglandia just to desecrate her grave, but the other I made a promise,

and I keep the promises I feel like keeping.

 

 

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:14:55 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: ENOUGH

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:14:55 GMT

 

!!!bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar) wrote:

 

>magdalen@subgenius.com wrote:

 

>>I quite agree that some of the greatest geniuses in the world post

>>here, but I don't think you're one of them.

 

>That's because you're new here.

 

no it's not. this person is a goddamn idiot, and will STILL be a total

fucking twit next week, year, and life. the only reason I haven't

torn it new poopie holes from which to express itself is because I

don't know it well enough to explain ALL of why I hate it, and you

know me... no blind, unreasoning hatred here, nope nope nope, my hate

is reasoned and measured, specific and prescise... that's why I'm

ICEKNIFE, and not, say, idunno... LAVASPOON or something...

 

> Pete's a genius. He's quietly remaking

>the world from soot, old chip grease, dead British comedians and a

>tepid glue gun. Wait 'til you see the size of its dick!

 

dickS. plural. and it's not the real world, just a lifesize model of

this current manifestation of the orginal lifesize model of the world.

 

>***** Rev. Mutha Tarla Star*****

 

yeah so what.... it ain't like yer goin NOVA or nuthin...

 

 

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:14:56 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday

Subject: Re: ENOUGH

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:14:56 GMT

 

!!!bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar) wrote:

 

>friday@subgenius.com (IrRev. Friday Jones) wrote:

 

>>In article <34C89E69.6B8E@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>, Peter Hipwell

>><petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk> wrote:

 

>>

>>>This from a person who suffers from the pitiful delusion that David

>>>Cronenberg makes GOOD FILMS!

 

>>I am free of this delusion, - I know that he makes GREAT films. Mostly.

 

>Forgive my ignorance, but can you give some titles?

 

no.

no forgiveness for what you secretly cherish as a virtue.

no forgiveness for the iron-shod club you use to make your "point(s)".

no forgiveness for your absolute certainty that you keep an open mind.

no forgiveness for knowing things.

 

you wanna ask a USEFUL question, find out for me why it is that

during national black history month they show so much canadian made

crap on TV.... ain't GOT a damn answer for THAT, now DO YA!

 

 

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:14:57 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday

Subject: Re: ENOUGH

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:14:57 GMT

 

Peter Hipwell <petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk> wrote:

 

>Rabid, Scanners, Videodrome, Dead Ringers, Naked Lunch, Crash.

 

>They're all terrible: fucking dreary to the point of unwatchability. He

>even managed to fuck up "The Fly". Had that boggle-eyed bloke,

>whatsisname, Jeff Goldblum in it. The old B&W version, with Vincent

>Price, was great. Nis was a clock-watcher.

 

>Two word summary of Cronenberg: "pretentious gore".

 

There was nothing pretentious or gory about Videodrome.

It was a peppy, vibrant, wholesome study on modern values and the mass

media. This is a film the entire family will enjoy. Become one with

the new flesh... force your loved ones to see and become a part of...

VIDEODROME!

 

and I've seen what you people EAT, so who fucking cares what you

WATCH?

 

QUICK, yer missing a documentary on chinese grain silo building on

BBC2...

 

 

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:14:58 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday

Subject: Re: ENOUGH

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:14:58 GMT

 

mtownOsPAMend@earthlink.net (Michael Townsend) wrote:

 

>In article <34CB5F4D.7AEF@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>, Peter Hipwell

><petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk> wrote:

 

>--> Two word summary of Cronenberg: "pretentious gore".

 

>But it's not so much "gore" as "flesh," isn't it? And is "pretentious" the

>correct word here? I think "a cross between turds and slugs that crawl up

>through the toilet, and turn you into a sex-crazed zombie" sums up

>Cronenberg's career much more precisely. Thank you.

 

as usual, ya deflated ol' gasbag, you lack any useful degree of

pretention OR gore. Cronenberg's appearance in Clive Barker's

NIGHTBREED sums up his career. Now go write that definitive american

novel yer always threatening the natives with.

 

>mtownsend@earthlink.net po box 4722 portland me 04112-4722

> dad's new slacks

 

you fucking hippy

 

 

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From iceknife@lanminds.com Sat Mar 14 18:14:59 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: ENOUGH

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:14:59 GMT

 

twgs@whatsthepoint.net (Max Sendq) wrote:

 

 

>I think going fishing with Gummi Worms is a much better hobby anyway.

 

caint. not in salt water... they dissolve.

 

gummy worms are plenty gooder to have and carry than many things

because they have so many uses.

 

abe vigoda and vic tayback are pansyfruitin' around on my TV, so I

gotta go....

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