Subject: Re: MENSTRUATION SYNHCRONIZATION DRILL

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Sun, 30 Nov 1997 18:55:35 GMT

Newsgroups: alt.slack

 

spunmonkey@empty.net (Spunmonkey) wrote:

>>Um...does this mean that you are NOT a silly person

>No, it proves that I am a silly person.

>I posted off topic.

>posting off topic is BAD!!!

>bad, bad, bad!!

 

>Bad Spunmonkey

 

i have mostly leaved your poor scattered heart and broken headbone

alone because you have nice tits, but dammitall, you are in trubblers

to be now cuz you sed a thing that might confuse me in a bad way if

the meme wasn't already dead.

 

YOU DON'T COME HERE IN YOUR POUTY TU-TU AND DANCE THAT PLIPPITY LOVE

ME HATE ME COME FEAR WITH ME FUCKSLOP AND SAY THAT TOPIC OFFNESS IS

BAD WHEN YOU ARE THE YOGURT BABY OF PRE-SPOILED RE-SOILED DE-BOILED

SCRUNCHIES IN THIS THAT IS MY PARLOR OF THE DAMNED, YA DURN HIPPOCLIT

SQUISHER!!! NO FUGGING BUDDY EVEN KNOWS WHAT THE TOPIC IS, AND NOW YOU

THINK YOU GONNA SELL US A BILL O' BADS, BUT IN THE END YOU STILL WON'T

KNOW WHAT YOU THINK UNTIL *WE* GET PAID A LOT MORE THAN SOME SAD STORY

ABOUT HOW YOU AIN'T BIN DUMB ENUFF TO BE LUCKY! HED FULLA SMARTYLUMPS

LEAVES NO ROOM FOR THE EMPTY TO GOOBLE ABOUT IN, AND WHERE NO HOME IS

MADE FOR THE EMPTY IT WILL CARVE A PLACE FOR ITSELF IN YOUR FAVORITE

LIFE SCREAMATIC LEAVEING YOU TORN IN ALL THE WRONG CREASES. YOU *WILL*

GIVE THE KALIMA HER DUE OR IT'S COMIN' OF THE BACK END WHICH HAPPENS

TO BE YOUR *ASS*. THE OUTER DARK HAS BEEN MOVED *IN* TO KEEP

EVERYTHING QUANTIZED, AND YOU AIN'T THE GOO OF DOOM TO PUSH IT BACK

OUT. SHE'S HERE, AND SHE'S STAYING, AND YOU BETTER MAKE NICE OR YER

NOT GONNA LIKE THE INEVITABLE REARRANGEMENT BECAUSE YOU WON'T HAVE

BEEN PERMITTED TO CHOOSE SO MUCH AS A THORW PILLOW. HA! I KNOW YOU

CAN'T *WIN* PER-SE, BUT PLEASE STOP LOSING WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT!

 

I AM PUTTING A MAGIC HAPPY-PENIS OVER EACH OF YOUR SENSORY ORRIFICES

TO HELP YOU. YOU ARE WELCOME. PULL THEM IN THE RIGHT ORDER TO LEARN

THE TUNE OF THE DAY! REJOICE! REJOICE!

 

now i have helped you, and you are a much better person. lick

yourself. see? MUCH better!