Re: The Passive Personality Problem
Dave Lynch wrote:
> > At
> >least guys are _interesting_. I mean, you're in a waiting room. Do you
> >read Esquire or Lady's Home Journal first?
> I think you probably just find men more interesting because you're a
> chick. I generally bring my own books with me to read, just because
> those magazines make me puke from the Pink stench. I mean, they're
> HIDEOUS! They're ALL moronic stereotypes.
I don't find men interesting, I find things they find interesting
interesting, if that makes sense. Look, when I talk with a guy, even a
deep Pink guy, I can talk about politics, the Metric System, British
sitcoms* or anything else. Chicks, most of the time, start to talk
about the intricate dating/dumping scene. I have NO CLUE who hates whom
and why. I really don't know. I can never keep things like this
straight, but ask them "Hey, how about we get Chip and Myra and hang up
these posters in the gym?" and they'll look at you like you're stupid
and explain in horrific detail how someone said hi to Chip in the hall
stole an ancient amulet from Myra's grandfather's tomb. Well, nothing
that interesting, but about that complex.
Actually, I don't like a lot of guys either. People in general are
pretty much annoying and stereotypical at best. It's just that women
humans are more annoying than men humans. There are some interesting
chicks here, as there are interesting guys, and it's nice to be with
some of them sometimes. But when forced to work in a group or to
socialize in another language, guys are better, hands down.
Also, introspection. I don't care for introspection at all. I really
don't like thinking about the Miracle of Life applies to me, how my
heart keeps beating or potassium/sodium pumps or the entire concept of
brains or something, for fear that if I think too much about it it'll
STOP and then I'll be pretty much screwed. Anyway, thinking about one's
own disposition is creepy like that.
> Well, anyway, women's magazines are interesting because of how they're
> always talking about men, and "how to understand what a man really
> wants", and all this stuff, and I always think that's really funny
> because if you want to know what someone thinks about someone, why
> don't you ASK them? Maybe chicks are just used to picking up all
> kinds of subtle signals about each other, but unless they want to fuck
> you they'll pretty much ignore you.
The Messiah sang a song about that, but all the words I can remember
dealt with the fact that he had big balls. Balls the size, if I
remember correctly, of grapefruit. Balls the size of pumpkins. Balls
the size of small dogs. Balls the size of small dogs.
That was sort of the chorus, there.
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