Re: Jesfukinarown

Author:Rev. Matthew A. Carey

Email:carey@humboldt1.com

Date:1998/01/26

Forums:alt.slack

 

On 25 Jan 1998 02:49:17 GMT, Modemac <modemac@shell1.tiac.net> wrote:

>Now where am I, four years later? I have a position where I save people's

>lives, every single day. Real lives, real people. And I GET PAID FOR IT.

>Hell, today I took my Queen out and spent $300 on movies, clothes, and

>doodads just because I could. Four years ago I didn't have a girlfriend,

>and then I found "Bob." Now I haven't worn a tie in four years, I save

>lives every day, and I'm in love.

>

>And you unbelievers think it's all a big fucking JOKE! "Ha ha ha,

>SubGenius, 'Bob' Dobbs, big joke! Real funny! Now excuse me while I

>re-subscribe to 'Time' magazine and read the important news about semen

>stains on Clinton's intern's dress."

 

 

Smash the SubGenius Mind Conrol Cult!!!

 

I got my ordainment in 1993. Every day since then has been a

laborious struggle to keep my head above water. When I joined the

Church, I had one job-- selling useless crap to rich people who didn't

need it. I suck at selling shoddy merchandise, so I was "let go."

 

Now, five years later, I have five jobs, and counting. The only one

that pays is the one where I wallow in shit and sluge for six hours.

 

Fuck "Bob." "Bob" never did nothing for me but lead me into trouble

or deliver me from good stuff.

 

If it doesn't rain money on July 5, it's sure as hell gonna rain

BULLETS.

 

 

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