Re: Jesfukinarown
Author: Michael Townsend
Email:mtownOsPAMend@earthlink.net
Date:1998/01/27
Forums:alt.slack
In article <34cc4bbb.3655785@news.humboldt1.com>, carey@humboldt1.com wrote:
--> Fuck "Bob." "Bob" never did nothing for me but lead me into trouble
--> or deliver me from good stuff.
Yes, KILL "BOB" FOREVER. I've quit my job for "Bob" - several times - and
slogged through 6 years of more shit than a good Subgenius should ever
order in a French restaurant. Call me "dumbass" as much as you like - if
you want my faith, you better fucking show me a miracle. NOW.
--
mtownsend@earthlink.net po box 4722 portland me 04112-4722
the cabbage is a cannibal
Re: Jesfukinarown
Author:Rev. Random the Other
Email:reverand@mindspring.com
Date:1998/01/27
Forums:alt.slack
UnitIV@sputum.com (Doktor DynaSoar) wrote:
>Today I saw a picture of the reticular nucleus of the thalamus deactivating
>and and the ventral lateral nucleus activating, right beneath it. People
>knew they were connected, but no one ever saw a picture that showed it
>before. I saw something today that nobody else ever has. I did it before
>with my EEG, but that was easy because nobody looks at chaotic attractors
>as spectral data. This I saw as just plain old blinky lights on functional
>MRI pictures.
>
>The most likely explanation (reticular deactivation -- reticular is
>inhibitory to the rest of the thalamus -- deactivation means the rest of
>the thalamus activating -- ventral lateral thalamic activation is
>preparatory to motor reponse -- preparing to do something) is that the
>person heard that WEIRD DAMN SOUUND when the MRI fires and they (thalalmic
>control of motor response system) thought JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, I
>BETTER MOVE.
>
>Today I saw the middle of someone's brain getting the shit scared out of
>it, and was the first to recognize that this is what it was.
>
>Henceforth, my name will be on the WHOA, SHIT nucleus of the thalamus.
>
>I thought it was pretty neat. My boss thought it was something else. She's
>dragging me up to the MRI site 200 miles way on Sunday AM and dragging the
>MRI people in to there lab there then too to show them what I found.
>
>The best part is I did it with what I know about functional wiring, and
>with the help of an undergrad in pre-med who knows the anatomy real well
>who could tell me WHAT parts it was I was seeing working, and he and I just
>hit this peak experience in understanding, doing science. For all my boss's
>raving, it counts for nothing against the high we got from being the first
>to see it, then work out what it was, and prove we found what everyone
>thought they knew but no one ever saw before.
>
>And THIS children, THIS is what I got by quiting my job for "Bob".
>
>Oh ye of little faith: you dumbasses.
>
>--
>(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Doktor DynaSoar Iridium, Scienfictiontologist
> ll ll Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot, Somedamnwhere, VA
>Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, ElectroChurch of the SubGenius
A Furmanski Surge.
Gnarly. Waves ten feet tall in sets, and I look up and it was like
DUDE! Fuckin' FORTY FOOT TUBE! I, like, had a KILLER Furmanski Surge!
Fuckin' car drives into my lane and I about Furmanski Surged
*in my pants!*
A Furmanski that didn't let go for hours.
Coming out of THAT Furmanski Surge, I didn't notice the approaching
train....
TRACTATOR BEAMS! FUCK! My heart beating wildly
and the Furmanski Surge taking over my senses, my foot
slammed the auxiliary-nitro-booster-go-dammit pedal and
I SHOT OFF!