Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: THE LONGEST GOODBYE

From: nospamum@radix.net (MegaLiz)

Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 00:59:09 GMT

 

I don't care! I don't care SO MUCH that I will go ON AND FUCKING ON

about how much I don't care! SEE? SEE? I really shouldn't waste the

effort to detail all the reasons, but you will writhe in horror as my

list expands from A to Z and BACK AGAIN for the sake of relieving

myself of the ALPHABET OF BETRAYAL!!!

 

A is for the ABOMINATION of your ABDOMEN

B is for BAD BREATH

C is for COLLOSAL CALLOUSES

D is for DEAD DEAD DEAD like I wish you were

E is for EAT SHIT AND DIE DIE DIE

F is for FLAP YOU ARMS UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD

G is for GO ON.....DIE!!!

H is for all the HORES you have INFECTED

I is for IGNORING MY INVISIBLE BUGS

J is for the JELLY YOU NEVER GAVE ME

K is for the KARTWHEELS I WILL DO WHEN YOU ARE TOTALLY DEAD

L is for LIES, YOU LYING LIAR!

M is for MORE MORBIDITY! MORE!

N is for NEVER HAVING TO SAY GOODBYE

O is for all the times I ORGANIZED YOUR CEREAL

P is for PUTRID, WHICH YOU ARE

Q is for QUEEN OF PUTRID, WHICH I THOUGHT I WAS

R is for REMEMBER THOSE DISMEMBERMENTS

S is for SORRY YET?

T is for THE TERRIBLE TRUTH, that's T-R-U-T-H with a *T*

U is for UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!

V is for VERY DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!

W is for WAITING UNTIL THEN

X is for DEATH by XYLOPHONE, just because

Y is for YELLOW-BELLY-DRAGGING UNDEAD SCUM

Z is for the ZEAL. I ZEAL YOU WITH THE KISS OF DEATH!

 

I'm not done yet, either.

 

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