Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: A serious question

From: NENSLO <n@n.slo>

Date: Tue, 02 Dec 1997 14:34:29 -0800

Today I was tuning around on the right hand end of the am radio dial

like I do at breakfast time because there are about five talk stations,

two cristian stations, a sports station and Bloomberg Business News

station and I accidentally heard on the sports station for a minute one

caller saying, "I heard there was this lady somewhere who took her

turkey out to cool and like her chihuahua crawled into it and she took

it to the VET to get it taken out, I mean how stupid is that?"

So my question is, if you could push a button that would cause all

CHRISTIANS or all SPORTS FANS to simultaneously A). suddenly realize how

STUPID IDIOTIC AND NAIVE they have been, B). how their whole lives have

been a pitiful waste of time energy and resources, C). burst nto flames

and burn up REAL REAL SLOW FROM THE INSIDE OUT so they take about three

hours to die and feel every second of it in hideous agony, which one

would you choose. Christians or sports fans.

I mean come on. If you stuff a turkey right, there's no room to get

ANOTHER chihuahua in there.