Subject: A serious question
From: NENSLO <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Tue, 02 Dec 1997 14:34:29 -0800
Today I was tuning around on the right hand end of the am radio dial
like I do at breakfast time because there are about five talk stations,
two cristian stations, a sports station and Bloomberg Business News
station and I accidentally heard on the sports station for a minute one
caller saying, "I heard there was this lady somewhere who took her
turkey out to cool and like her chihuahua crawled into it and she took
it to the VET to get it taken out, I mean how stupid is that?"
So my question is, if you could push a button that would cause all
CHRISTIANS or all SPORTS FANS to simultaneously A). suddenly realize how
STUPID IDIOTIC AND NAIVE they have been, B). how their whole lives have
been a pitiful waste of time energy and resources, C). burst nto flames
and burn up REAL REAL SLOW FROM THE INSIDE OUT so they take about three
hours to die and feel every second of it in hideous agony, which one
would you choose. Christians or sports fans.
I mean come on. If you stuff a turkey right, there's no room to get
ANOTHER chihuahua in there.