Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Novena to Savior "Bob"

From: (Nully Fydyan)

Date: 24 Nov 97 19:27:44 GMT


Novena to Savior "Bob"

Thank you Savior "Bob" for favors granted. I was quite relieved when

things actually came out the way I prayed they would. But what the fuck

took you so long? When I go to the trouble of actually offering up a

prayer to you, dumb ass, I want results and I want them fast. This wait

was inexcusable. Actually, what did you do for me anyway? Nothing. When

it comes right down to it, you probably just made things worse with your

fumbling meddlings. You're damn useless most of the time, aren't you?

Now I want some return on that prayer, and I'm waiting. If I don't see

something remarkable pretty damn soon, I'll at least expect my boots

looking nice and shiny. And don't rub that shoe polish off your mouth,

either. I want evidence of your hard work for me.


Now get cracking.





Rev. Nully Fydyan

Church of the Ungendered Yeti


"The demons don't like the cold, and the only way they can keep warm is by the anxiety of humans. They thrive on our suffering. To them, midterm time is like a big ole flaming yule-tide log." -- kevbob