Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.slack.devo

Subject: Songs For Swingin' Subs: Pink Lobster

From: e/wbear@hybernia.com (Bear 52)

Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 14:55:07 GMT

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Tune of: Rock Lobster - B-52's

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Ski do be Dobb!

Ski do be Dobb!

 

We were at Devival

Our minds sets fell in the deep

Someone reached in and grabbed them

It was a Slack Dobbster!

 

Slack Dobbster!

Slack Dobbster!

 

eeeewwwww

eeeewwwww

 

We were close to X-Day

Everybody had matching scowls

Somebody went over the top

And stabbed a ticking clock

It wasn't a clock

It was a Slack Dobbster!

 

Slack Dobbster!

Bob Mobster?

 

Slack Dobbster!

Slack Dobbster!

 

Bears in the Ice Box

Frozen food

Lots of troubles

Lots of doubles

This Sub's flipped his lid

Said a prairie squid

 

Slack!

Slack!

Slack Dobbster!

Down, down...

 

Ski do be Dobb!

Ski do be Dobb!

 

Underneath the flames

Wavering and fearing

X-Day nearing

Subfux cheering

Doctors flailing

Ex-Subs wailing

 

Slack Dobbster!

Bob Monster?

 

Slack Dobbster!

Slack Dobbster!

 

ooo aaaah...

ooo aaaah...

 

Discorders rapping

Yetis snapping

Muscles flexing

Mighty vexing

 

Slack...

Slack...

SlackDobbster!

Down, down...

 

Dobbster!

Slack!

Dobbster!

Slack!

 

SLACK OFF!

 

Poisoned zucchinis

Girls in saucers

Everybody froppin'

Everybody slackin'

Dancing in the fire, having fun

Bakin' those pinkboys, bake 'em in the sun

Put on your pink gloves

Put on the young Subs

Pass the spinning mutter

 

Here comes a stink ray

There goes a mangle ray

In walks a silly fish

There goes a pink fish

Chased by a Dobb fish

Into a Bob trawler

Watch out for that PutOnYa

Here comes the X-Day

Watch out for the Killer Ray!

 

Slack Dobbster!

Slack Dobbster!

 

Slack Dobbster!

Slack Dobbster!

 

ooo aaaah..aaa aaa aaa

ooo aaaah..aaa aaa aaa

ooo aaaah..aaa aaa aaa

 

(electro-weak bear)

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