(fwd) Pave-day is coming
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>Subject: ^REPENT NOW....PAVE-DAY IS COMING!!!
>Organization: The Atlanta Ground Transportation Resources Page
> PAVE-DAY IS COMING
> Do you believe in fate? Do you believe we are nearing the end? Do
> you believe in the coming of a day when the sky roils with smoke and
> the Hyper-Cars are screaming around a perferctly covered asphalt planet?
> Every tree and lake paved over, a competely smooth paved surface?
> Have faith, my friend, that day is near. If you are a Driver and
> look forward to this day, then you are already familiar with the
> joys provided by pure speed. There are others among us though who
> have not yet made their peace with their future. As you know, as
> ugly a situation as it is, there will always be two types of people
> to inhabit this Earth. There are Drivers and then there are Pit Slaves.
> As anyone who has read The Plan knows, a limited amount of space
> will be hollowed out below our dark and shiny black surface to be
> occupied by those that are on The List, their role to be Pit Slaves
> and serve the needs of the Drivers. Not that one cannot have an
> honorable existance after Pave-Day as a Pit Slave graciously serving
> the Drivers but it is not the glorious destiny reserved for true
> Masters Of The Road. Are you on The List? Do you deserve to be?
> Pit Slaves deserve to be underground, not to see the light of day.
> Their pain after Pave-Day will be multiplied, so sayeth the Great
> Driver. Yes, my friends, Pave-Day is near. All the signs and prophecies
> are coming true before our very eyes. One cannot deny fate and
> destiny in the light of such undeniable facts.
> Do not think you will just put a metal plate over the hole and keep
> driving when Pave-Day comes. It is not as easy as that. Even now
> we see signs that Pave-Day comes near. Nuclear bombs are exploding
> five at a time and those are forces that once released cannot be
> put back in the bottle.
> Drivers, please do be fearful. All around you are the signs of the
> five being revealed. 5-5-1998 passed with only a mild vibration
> relatively speaking. The question remains as to whether any extroidanary
> Gamma Rays were generated or not. Perhaps there was some activity
> similar to what happened on December 14th, 1997 and we just didn't
> detect it.
> There have been all the signs as predicted in The Plan that show
> that Pave-Day is upon us. We have had fires most recently down in
> Mexico that are clearly connected to the rising level of violence
> that can be seen everywhere. Just look at the nightly news, they
> tell you the crime stats are falling while yet, in our nation's
> capital Washington, D.C. which is the home and center of Liberty
> and Freedom to the entire world the very streets are filled with
> murderous thugs and villians of all types.
> But have faith my friend, Pave-Day is at hand and there will be
> a Hard Rain which will clean our streets. Indeed, clean our world.
> Only those whose hearts are pure, who have not given in to the
> violence will Drive after that wonderful and glorious day that
> will forever go down as Pave-Day.
> Our technology is strong and we learn more and more about asphalt
> everyday. The sky will be filled with black, oily smoke and there
> will not be a tree to be found above the surface. Just loud and
> extremely fast Hyper-Cars.
> There have been many signs. Cheever Fever, Car 51 wins the Indy
> 500. Is it just a coincedence. Only the foolish and truly blind
> would say so. Who can deny these unmistakable signs in the light
> of such undeniable proof?
> Yet there are those among us who do not believe. They cling to
> the old ways like it was a life raft that will keep them afloat
> when the Hard Rain comes. They refuse to see the truth even though
> they have been warned time and time again.
> They expect to maintain total security. They fail to realize that
> when Pave-Day comes this will no longer be possible and to expect
> it is to invite disaster. Now is the time to repent. If you hope
> to enjoy the Bovine sacrements after Pave-Day, and not toil day
> after day underground as a Pit Slave, you must repent.
> There are 23 pairs of chromosomes in the human DNA. 2+3=5. This
> is not hard. The truth is right there in front of us. The
> fifth element must now be found. We must be prepared for any
> situation. We must be on guard like never before.
> Although, 5-5-1998 may have passed with only a minimal shift
> along the critical fault lines it has left us at the brink. We
> must now take a step back.
> Sunspot activity is increasing. The rowers keep on rowing, the
> danger must be growing. Paving is at an all-time high. Each
> year this is less and less green on the planet. Pave-Day will
> bring victory. Drivers everywhere should welcome this day but
> it is critical in these end times to not take any action which
> could upset the critical balance. The tipping point must not
> be rushed. The Plan does not specify an exact date for Pave-Day
> but the signs make it clearer that we are very close.
> Do you take your destiny as a Driver seriously or are you
> ambivilent about becoming a Pit Slave when Pave-Day arrives with
> all it's associated glory? Choose now. And choose wisely. Because
> once Pave-Day is here there will be no turning back.
> Drive on with the knowledge that if one Driver is threatened,
> all Drivers threatened. If such threat is allowed who would
> step forward and change places with the one that is threatened.
> If the freedom of one Driver on the streets is challenged, then
> the freedom of all Drivers are threatened. Those that will become
> Pit Slaves choose thier future now. Pave-Day is on the horizon,
> which road you take at this intersection will determine your fate.
> THE CREED (tm) of the PAVERS (traditional version)
> We believe in a completely Paved Earth.
> Earth is cursed with trees, shrubs, grass,
> and scurrying creatures. With every breath
> We act to right this terrible wrong.
> We believe in The Plan (tm).
> The Plan (tm) is the final word; it brings us
> the knowledge of the twin pleasures:
> Speed and Convenience.
> We believe food should be enjoyed.
> "Nutrition" is an aberration of human nature.
> The juicy Burger and hearty Beer are Our sacrament.
> We believe in the Depletion of scarce natural resources.
> Some see the vessel as half full; others see it as
> half-empty; We pour it out on the floor and laugh.
> We believe in a sky roiling with Smog.
> The color blue should appear nowhere but the paint
> on Our HyperCars (tm).
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