Charlie Is Ashamed--WAS: Re: Nuts and Chocolate: MY FUCKING COMPLAINT
Author:(Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
In article <3484E5BF.firstname.lastname@example.org>, email@example.com wrote:
:OH GREAT! Here we are talking about adult stuff...
:when your KIDS are right there in the sig. line ..
:I'm so ashamed..
As you well SHOULD be, Charlie! As you well should be, indeed! And I will
remind you, sir, that I had NEVER seen an ill-dignified prairie squid in my
life, UNTIL the day I met you. That poor thing was broken! How can you
break something that *has no bones*, Charlie?!? What did you DO to it, and
why didn't you at least have the dignity to eat it afterwards?
And the DEBEAKING...! You're supposed to pull them out, not PUSH THEM
DEEPER IN. Not to mention the ?BURN MARKS? around the orifice and the
piercing on the end of each tentacle? Finally--and I hope you take this as
an important lesson in handling prairie squids--you never corset someone
down for the first time more than four inches, no matter how good and tight
it gets. If it's too tight and the squid isn't used to it, when it squirts
ink it'll back up and blow its top off. There's a few people who think
that's attractive, but even in this Church the perverts who like blown-up
squid are a puny minority.
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