To: "Rev. Random the Other" <cmcjp02@nt.com>

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Paper Rage

From: Karlheinz Schmidt <NewSocPart@AmerNazi.Chilcothenet.org>

Date: Sun, 16 Nov 1997 07:58:26 -0500

 

Rev. Random the Other wrote:

> re: Paper Rage

> <snip quotes>

> <snip snips>

> <The original post rolled off as I was writing this!>

>

> When Soily hurt her back, it was obvious that her stick shifty days

> were over. My VW was all crumply from when I was attacked by

> three deer (who stalked me through the woods, flashing silently

> from tree to tree, pacing...pacing...alongside the darkened road

> I would catch a glimpse, fear rising in my throat, my heart

> beating faster and faster as I pushed the accelerator pedal to

> the floor, which was really not any different from the usual way

> in which a VW is piloted since the damn thing's got no power and

> may just as well have had a switch instead of a gas pedal, as, I

> may add, it does for the ignition; fast shadows flitting through

 

 

 

WOw....Random, What VW did you have?

I am a 230,000 mile Rabbit owner, and have logged thousands of bus

miles as well, (before cancer took poor Moby to the Salvage Yard)

 

The state will take my VW when they pry my cold charred smoking remains

of hands off

of the mojo bag wrapped around my Stick shift. HOKA

HAI!!!!!!FAHVREGNUGEN isnt DRIVING

PLEASUre, Its THE ALTERED STATE of VW SYMBIOTISM. MY CAR IS

ORDAINED!!!!!!!!!!

( The Reverend Bhoda Sleipnir Jackrabbit<230,000 miles and climbing)

Nhee'ghee CHIPPED

a FANG on my BUMPER. I JUMP RAILROAD TRACKS!!!!!!! I DROVE INTO THE

WOODS WITH A FULL LOAD OF BAND EQUIPMENT At X-drill, AND SLEIPNIR

LIVED!!! I have the ORIGINAL CLUTCH!

John MUir's Ghost lives in My engine compartment!...enough.

 

I reaatached the Anti sway bar on my bus with a hose clamp...it stayed

for two years. then I replaced the Clamp.

I hit a deer crossing sign with my bus.

 

 

The ohio BMV is every bit as awful. If the revolution comes before

X-day, their Admin.

will be the first uhp against the wall, tied with the aauto insurance

theives.

...then the lawyers....

 

Here even the BMV WORKER BEES know how bad it is...at least in this

small town. In Toledo, however...The anti "bob" thrives

I also owned three AMC's (Two Javelins)(the good one was crushed

twice...once by a deer, two weeks later by a dumptruck)

The third AMC was a Renault Appliance...phewwwwwwwwwwww......

and another rabbit...and a FORD FIESTA (VW MADE ford with a RABBIT

motor, but Smaller and Faster)and a doge omni(the one with the rabbit

motor, but completely FUCKED by Dodge

and crippled with what many mechanics refer to as "THE WORST CARbureator

EVER".

I bought that one(named "Doug") for ten comic books of negligable

value. you get what you pay for.The one with the mitsubishi motor (named

"NOT Doug") wasn't bad,tho...

for the three days it was safe to drive. I got it for 50 bucks.

> God almighty what a great website Nope. The State lets us

> PRETEND to ownership, but that's all it is - PRETENDING. The State

> owns our vehicles, at least, here in North by God Carolina it does.

 

 

WE BY GUM DO OWN THEM, RANDOM...DONT FORGET IT...REMEMBER THE ALAMO.

WHITEY LIES.

 

YOU OWN YOUR GUNS< YOUR CARS YOUR COMPUTERS< LET NO ONE TAKE

THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>

> Pammy found a Nissan pickup. Nice people, who had just moved to NC from

> California thirty two days earlier, agreed on our offer. It was less

> than the blue book value, but they were convinced by Edmunds and

> impressed that I let them double check the list against all the

> available options on that year's model to insure that they had not

> forgotten something of value. I did not want to be taken advantage of,

> and I was not trying to take undue advantage of them. They accepted a

> check for earnest money.

 

Very nice!

>

> my VW, but when I decide to get rid of it I'm not gonna feel too bad,

> since the State really owns it anyway, about letting THEM tow it away.

> Through the hole in the wall. Of the DMV.

 

I eagerly await the day they "get theirs". One of these days sombodey

they screw with will freak out and do in a bmv.

 

Ive done lots of stuff to DESERVE losing my liscence for, but have I

ever been caught? OF COURSE NOT! have I been ticketed millions of times

for shit NOone deserves?

OF COURSE!!! I even deservered ity at least 50% of the time. But some

day i'm gonna ebd up dead or in prison because I dont let cops search my

car anymore since I went straight. I get REALLY PISSED because of all

the times my belongings have been dumped in the middle of the road

because I Look different,. had long hair, etc.( most of them were before

I did anything chemical!)

had I been charged fairly for my traffic violations, I'd never have

lost my liscence back then due to the two or three extra tickets NO ONE

should have been cited for (example: wrong way thru a parking lot when

the one way signs were coveed in snow/Ice etc...

enough. we all know it sucks and my whining to you wont change it. see

ya.

 

>

> Rev. Random the Other

> reverand@mindspring.com

> Farfromgrievin'