Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Ivan Stang will suck my fat Samoan dick while you watch

From: samoan7579@aol.com (Samoan7579)

Date: 21 Nov 1997 14:41:07 GMT

 

Scrawny little pee-monkey Ivan Stang, despite the running sores on his palms,

typed:

> It's somebody who has been to the X Day Drill. I'll

>betcha. I'm pretty sure it's not really a Samoan.

 

You are wrong, dola-ki-mo-loki-hana-po (ignorant little Texan who pimps his own

children to keep his stupid mail order novelty business from collapsing and

forcing him to shovel dung or work as a mime again). I was not at your stupid

X-day drill. I was in beautiful Samoa that weekend, floating in my canoe with

several unclad Samoan beauties, who served me cool refreshing beverages and

rubbed coconut oil all over my body to facilitate the tanning process. While

you and your Ivan Stang fan club were gawking at the pimply asses of your fat

ugly women-things and wishing that one of them would lower her standards enough

to let you touch them, I was romping in the cool blue Samoan surf

with my 237 supple, golden brown Samoan wives.

 

HOWEVER, since you run off at the mouth so much, you skinny little prick, I and

my tribe of bigass mean Samoan ass kickers WILL come to your stinking haole

NewYork this July, and when we get there we will FUCK all of your women, eat

all all of your food, drink all of your liquor, smoke all of your cheap street

dope, and burn down your tents. And we WON'T PAY to get in.

 

You dirty white shaved rodents think your ''battle of armageddon'' will be

between the wimpy sexless comp-geeks and the fat ill-tempered bullyboys. Well,

you knock-kneed little cocksucker, you got another thing coming. We proud and

mighty Samoans will fight you BOTH, with our BARE HANDS and FEET, and we'll

kick ALL of your asses. Then when your saucers arrive, we'll SAUCERJACK them,

kill all the Xists, load all your bodies aboard, and fly them back to Samoa

where Moo-la-monna-da-in-a-gadda-da-vida (the god who reaches from the sea to

fuck up flying saucers and drag them to the bottom of the sea) will fuck up the

saucers and drag them to the bottom of the sea. Me and my tribe of bigass mean

Samoan ass kickers will then pull your bodies from the surf and stomp them into

snot. Then we'll snarfle them up into our noses with bamboo tubes and hawrk

your Snot-remains into the volcano. Then we'll dance around in loincloths

laughing and wearing the sex goddesses' severed titties on our heads like

Samoan Yarmulkes. SAMOAN POWER!!! WAKE UP SAMOAN PEOPLE!!! THE IVANGELICAL

IS USING THE HOLOCAUSTAL AS MUSCLE AGAINST YOU!!!

STOMP OUT XLESS GREEKS AND MEAN PRICK HEDNIX!!! THE DAY OF THE TIT-YARMULKE

IS COMING!!! STRIKE NOW AND KILL, SAMOANS!!!

 

Moka-fu-lan-cho-pa-tah-sun-o-co-yo-ma (Samoan Guy who posts to Usenet)