Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Boston Devival review (Holocaustals vs Ivangelicals = FRAUD!)

From: Bob_Chapman@NOSPAM!.brown.edu (Crazy Bob)

Date: 26 Apr 1998 21:31:22 GMT

 

In article <MPG.fab4694140711389896a2@news.ld.centuryinter.net>,

SubGeniusDallas@NO_SPAMhotmail.com felt like sharing this:

>{kla-chik} Another round in the chamber for an Ivangelical on X-Day.

>

>Bro. Diddley, are you prepared to offer yourself as a human body shield

>to absorb the pain and brutality that first volley offers. If your do,

>you will see a direct frontal assault by the Holocaustals, charging

down

>on YOU, while Stang fires up HIS escape saucer. What will his reaction

>be when you turn to him, so see what support and cover fire he is

>offering you?

>

>What will be going THROUGH your mind as you turn back around as the

first

>wave of Holocaustals hit you, the first line of defense?

>

>I'll give you a sneak preview.

>

>Like that bug on your windshield, the last thing that goes through your

>mind will be your ass as a Holocaustal Louisville Slugger baseball bat

>smacks your body and hobnail boots crush the life from you.

 

Aiiyeeeeee!! What I just CANNOT understand about this whole

Ivangelical/Holocaustal "rift" is the whole dualism bullshit... DUALISMS

are, in essence, TOOLS of the CON!!! If you truly wish to use the CON

rather than be used by it, you have to recognize these CONvenient LIES

they try to feed us- good vs evil, right vs wrong, black vs white,

holocaustal vs ivangelical... IT'S ALL A SHAM!!!

 

We're supposed to be SPLITTING OFF from groups, NOT joining IN!!! This

whole HvI anti-schism is nothing but a great BIG HUGE mistake!

 

I for one REFUSE to take part in this suspiciously GLORPISH behavior!

 

As such, I am now and quite officially declaring myself an Ivacaustical,

and when the final battle cames I will do everything to subvert the

dualism! I will change sides at random! I will turn more coats than that

factory in Burlington! I will sow chaos! I will offer unintelligence to

BOTH sides! I will SPY on MYSELF!!! I urge EVERYBODY to JOIN me in

SPLITTING off into their OWN faction OF one!!!!!

 

SCHIZ TILL YA JIZZ!!!

 

StCrazyBob

 

 

From blight@u.washington.edu Sun Apr 26 15:54:19 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Boston Devival review (Holocaustals vs Ivangelicals = FRAUD!)

From: "Rev. Boblight" <blight@u.washington.edu>

Date: Sun, 26 Apr 1998 15:54:19 -0700

 

Crazy Bob wrote:

 

> Aiiyeeeeee!! What I just CANNOT understand about this whole

> Ivangelical/Holocaustal "rift" is the whole dualism bullshit... DUALISMS

> are, in essence, TOOLS of the CON!!! If you truly wish to use the CON

> rather than be used by it, you have to recognize these CONvenient LIES

> they try to feed us- good vs evil, right vs wrong, black vs white,

> holocaustal vs ivangelical... IT'S ALL A SHAM!!!

 

CANNOT vs. can

Dualism vs. non-dualism

CON vs. us

use vs. be used

LIES vs. truth

SHAM vs. not a sham

> We're supposed to be SPLITTING OFF from groups, NOT joining IN!!! This

> whole HvI anti-schism is nothing but a great BIG HUGE mistake!

 

supposed to be vs. not supposed to be

SPLITTING OFF vs. joining IN

mistake vs. correct course of action

> I for one REFUSE to take part in this suspiciously GLORPISH behavior!

 

REFUSE vs. accept

GLORPISH vs. non-GLORPISH

 

> As such, I am now and quite officially declaring myself an Ivacaustical,

> and when the final battle cames I will do everything to subvert the

> dualism! I will change sides at random! I will turn more coats than that

> factory in Burlington! I will sow chaos! I will offer unintelligence to

> BOTH sides! I will SPY on MYSELF!!! I urge EVERYBODY to JOIN me in

> SPLITTING off into their OWN faction OF one!!!!!

 

now vs. another time

officially vs. unofficially

myself vs. everything else

Ivacaustical vs. everything else

subvert vs. promote

 

I won't continue. You obviously have far to go before extinguishing the

taint of dualism from your life, given its prevalence even in your

communication regarding its obsolescence. I'd suggest that you begin by

giving up English, a notoriously dualistic language, and then Western

thought as a whole. I look forward to your report.

 

- Rev. Boblight

Copy Editor of the Elder Gods

 

From e/wbear@hibernia.ca Sun Apr 26 17:13:06 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Boston Devival review (Holocaustals vs Ivangelicals = FRAUD!)

From: e/wbear@hibernia.ca (e/w bear)

Date: Mon, 27 Apr 1998 00:13:06 GMT

 

In article <6i093a$h8c@cocoa.brown.edu>, Bob_Chapman@NOSPAM!.brown.edu

(Crazy Bob) wrote:

> As such, I am now and quite officially declaring myself an Ivacaustical,

> and when the final battle cames I will do everything to subvert the

> dualism! I will change sides at random! I will turn more coats than that

> factory in Burlington! I will sow chaos! I will offer unintelligence to

> BOTH sides! I will SPY on MYSELF!!! I urge EVERYBODY to JOIN me in

> SPLITTING off into their OWN faction OF one!!!!!

>

> SCHIZ TILL YA JIZZ!!!

>

> StCrazyBob

 

Sorta like Bob Dean, eh? Opps.. wasn't supposed to mention that here. Sorry.

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ewb