Subject: Re: MENSTRUATION SYNHCRONIZATION DRILL
From: toxiccow.moosatspam.@mindspring.com (Sister Pammy of the Soil)
Date: Thu, 20 Nov 1997 04:36:07 GMT
toxiccow.moosatspam.@mindspring.com (Sister Pammy of the Soil) wrote:
>firstname.lastname@example.org (BugSexGirl) wrote:
>> Girls..X-Day is only eight months off. This gives us eight cycles for us
>> to synch-up and bleed in one great technicolor unison. Even if we all have to
>> move into a one bedroom walk-up on the lower east side together, we must all
>> be in heat come X-Day.
>Not a fuckin' chance!!! I need at lest 38 ACRES of space all to myself
>to keep you other life forms from driving me over the edge! You come
>near me with anything like some
>and I'll cut your tentacles of and stuff them down your throat.
>I DON"T ONE-LOVE-ONE-BLEED-ONE-ANY-FUCKING-THING!!!
>NO WAY, UH UH, NO!!!!!
>SPOTS--my elbows alone take up 10 acres apiece
Uh oh, bad Sister Pammy bite the nice Bug Lady when she really mean to
bite somebody else--the bad old teacher lady who turned yesterday's
exercise class into a group huggie-smuggie session and started telling
us to stretch our "heartstrings". It is too bad--after the first
couple of classes I came out walking six inches off the floor-from
exercise, children, not a frop class. Now I have to kill teacher lady.
Maybe I hug her to death???
Don't worry, Bug Lady, Sister Pammy fix you right up. Sister Pammy
good at this, nice bug, nice bug. Glue, tape--tentacles go right back
on, see? Bug Lady just like new, okay?
You go ahead and have your group bleed-in, Bug Lady. Sister Pammy
stand WAY OVER HERE and we both be fine.