Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.foot.fat-free

Subject: Spunky's Apple Pie Recipe

From: (MegaLiz)

Date: Wed, 03 Dec 1997 02:01:16 GMT


Take six apples. Bite them.

Deny it.

Hide bitten apples under couch for one week.

Pour cinnamon and sugar from the little lion can over approximately

1/2 of the kitchen floor. (It is better to wait for that nasty Darth

Vacuum to be FINISHED with the kitchen, of course).


Get a flashlight and use it to find your apples. Then use it to bat your apples toward the kitchen. Eventually.

Leave the flashlight on.

Put the apples in the cinnamon and sugar.

Stomp them.

Decide the dog food bowl has stuff that looks like pie crust.

Fill the crust.

Put it all in the dishwasher, set it to "Hot Dry."

Deny it.



Spunky: "Lookit all the foot prints! Lotsa people were here!"

Sparky: "OR it was ONE THING with a jillion feet."

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