Subject: Pastor Craig, quit whining, you git.
From: saint andreux <email@example.com>
Date: Mon, 17 Nov 1997 09:33:48 +0000
Pastor Craig wrote:
> >From: Steve Gomolski <firstname.lastname@example.org>
> >> I think you've made a very good point. There seems to be an instintive
> >> urge among the less evolved to make fun of ugly people. I beleive this
> >> is an evolutionary trait, based on natural selection of symetry.
> >I met you at the X-Day drill. Shit, you aren't ugly. I'd screw you
> >myself if I were so inclined towards such things. Come to think of it,
> >money could overcome even my hetrosexuality if there's enough of it.
> Now this is a first. Well, Steve, let me propose something less extreme.
> There are plenty of females who have over the course of time said things
> to the effect "Oh, you're not ugly. I would do you if I wasn't hanging
> on the penis of a hair farmer." Of course, they're lying, but, perhaps
> they might do you! That girl who just broke up with Dynosoar, the one
> with too many names, might be a good canidate if she could be convinced
> to come to the X-day celebration. Then at least one of us would be
> getting some.
Craig, I'm actually starting to believe that your pathetic
whining loser "I cain't get no gurlz" persona isn't exactly
just a lame schtick, but really and truly your pathetic whining
You sound worse than Morrissey with constipation, do you know
MIGHT IS RIGHT, and NO WOMAN WILL COUPLE WITH A DESPICABLE CUR.
You're pussywhipped without even getting any pussy, Craig.
In this world, to repopulate the globe with our PURE, STRONG
YETI GENES, the Uberfemmes must be SELECTIVE, lest they produce
When you present yourself as no better than a reject from the
cast of Revenge of the Nerds IV, do you really WONDER why no
woman would touch you with a ten-foot-pole? Ugliness is a PINK
standard, and no PROPER yeti is held back from their fair share
of action because of it. WEAKNESS however crosses the yeti-human
genetic barrier, as in all cases of natural selection.
Be STRONG, for once. Quit sucking the diseased cock of Conspiracy
standards, pull the wool over your own eyes, and whittle your
own god damn DNA. Be a YETI. Not a snivelling turd.
Or, if you insist, whine away, but do us all a favor and don't
blame anyone but your loser self.
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