Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Pastor Craig, quit whining, you git.

From: saint andreux <nospamplease.saint@firefly.prairienet.org>

Date: Mon, 17 Nov 1997 09:33:48 +0000

 

Pastor Craig wrote:

> >From: Steve Gomolski <steveg@delanet.com>

> >> I think you've made a very good point. There seems to be an instintive

> >> urge among the less evolved to make fun of ugly people. I beleive this

> >> is an evolutionary trait, based on natural selection of symetry.

> >I met you at the X-Day drill. Shit, you aren't ugly. I'd screw you

> >myself if I were so inclined towards such things. Come to think of it,

> >money could overcome even my hetrosexuality if there's enough of it.

> Now this is a first. Well, Steve, let me propose something less extreme.

> There are plenty of females who have over the course of time said things

> to the effect "Oh, you're not ugly. I would do you if I wasn't hanging

> on the penis of a hair farmer." Of course, they're lying, but, perhaps

> they might do you! That girl who just broke up with Dynosoar, the one

> with too many names, might be a good canidate if she could be convinced

> to come to the X-day celebration. Then at least one of us would be

> getting some.

 

Craig, I'm actually starting to believe that your pathetic

whining loser "I cain't get no gurlz" persona isn't exactly

just a lame schtick, but really and truly your pathetic whining

loser persona.

 

You sound worse than Morrissey with constipation, do you know

that?

 

MIGHT IS RIGHT, and NO WOMAN WILL COUPLE WITH A DESPICABLE CUR.

 

You're pussywhipped without even getting any pussy, Craig.

 

In this world, to repopulate the globe with our PURE, STRONG

YETI GENES, the Uberfemmes must be SELECTIVE, lest they produce

WEAK OFFSPRING.

 

When you present yourself as no better than a reject from the

cast of Revenge of the Nerds IV, do you really WONDER why no

woman would touch you with a ten-foot-pole? Ugliness is a PINK

standard, and no PROPER yeti is held back from their fair share

of action because of it. WEAKNESS however crosses the yeti-human

genetic barrier, as in all cases of natural selection.

 

Be STRONG, for once. Quit sucking the diseased cock of Conspiracy

standards, pull the wool over your own eyes, and whittle your

own god damn DNA. Be a YETI. Not a snivelling turd.

 

Or, if you insist, whine away, but do us all a favor and don't

blame anyone but your loser self.

 

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