Subject: Re: Friday Just Wants To Clear Things Up
From: email@example.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
Date: Wed, 19 Nov 1997 23:03:31 -0600
In article <friday-ya02408000R1911971912300001@news.thecia.net>,
firstname.lastname@example.org (IrRev. Friday Jones) wrote:
> For the record: I do NOT want to bring humans along as slaves on the
> saucers. They'll already be enough Bobbies underfoot for such menial
> chores as I may require of them for my own amusement.
> I want to enslave humans RIGHT HERE AND NOW and then KILL THEM ALL just as
> I leave. And leave the lights on. And not lock the door.
> Hugs all around,
May your "hugs" someday embrace the whole human species!
Humans are one thing that SubGenii CAN'T take onto the saucers. Sorry if
you're married or otherwise very attached to one. Tough break. But too many
soft-hearted SUbGeniuses will try to bring along their pets by calling them
slaves, and it just doesn't work that way.
Pull the lever... down ya go.
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