Subject: Re: stroke my potato!!!!!
From: email@example.com (Dave Lynch)
Date: Thu, 11 Dec 1997 01:22:06 GMT
On 10 Dec 1997 22:51:13 GMT, "Neill Verreynne" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
>Another fucking homo sucking on dicks I presume you scum
>tail gunner no good fucker!!
>Fuck you and your entire sad life!!!
I like you, Neil. Can I call you Neil? GOOD. Neil, I want you to
know this, and I'm quite serious: I wouldn't suck your dick. You can
TRUST me. I know how it is, you know JESUS, and when you accept Jesus
as your friend and secret lover, the world gets a lot more EVIL all of
a sudden. Stuff that used to be like totally ok duh is revealed as
the work of the DEVIL. You KNOW WHERE YOUR PROBLEMS COME FROM. And
maybe if you call enough people fags they won't even notice that you
cruise the leather bars at night. Maybe if you give that priest
enough money they'll stop talking about you behind closed doors. But
you know what, Neil? You've been lied to AGAIN. Better try door
number three, Neil, because number 2's a waste of time. That pretty
little tableau they set up there- it's a CARDBOARD race car, and you
were better off with the sheep shearing kit. You know what's behind
that race car? You know who Jesus answers to? J.R. "Bob" Dobbs,
that's who. You can try all you like, but there's no getting away
from the sign of the pipe, Neil. And you may mock me now, but
remember, God is NOT mocked, and you ain't even BEGUN to pay what you
got to pay for. See, Neil, if sin is your debt to God, being a Jesus
Freak, it's like sub-contracting out with a loan shark. You say,
Please Mr. Man, I got to gets me into heaven! And Mr. Man, or JHVH,
if you prefer, he says "OK, man. I got a PLAN. I got a SUREFIRE WAY.
All you have to do is TRUST ME." But you know what happens if you do
trust him? HELL! HELL AND DAMNATION, BOY! What good ol' JHVH, the
Dave Rhodes of the gods, don't tell you is that HE INVENTED HELL! Why
do you think only 144,000 get into heaven? Because it's a GODDAMNED
PYRAMID SCHEME OF SOULS! He NEEDS your soul to burn in hell so that
him and all his scofflaw co-conspirators can live "high off the hog".
Oh, sure, he puts Jesus up as collateral on the loan, but JESUS
HISSELF said that he didn't undo the Old Testament: AS YE SOW, SO YE
SHALL REAP. But don't blame Jesus on this one; he was a patsy, just
like Oswald, for too long. He's through with that gig now. But you'd
never hear it to talk to some of these so-called "Christians"!
They're worshipping a Christ they put up in their image, made up of
the memories of past suckers! Hell, boy, if you get "lucky", you
might be the NEXT ONE!
So what you gonna do? How you gonna get out of there?
Refinance your debt! Consolidate your loans! Turn your liabilities
into ASSETS! Acknowledge the power of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs in your life.
Turn your $30 "seed money" into Dobbs' portfolio, and let Dobbs do
what he does best. Because your sins are VALUABLE STUFF, Neil, and
don't you forget it. Oh, sure, on the surface avarice, gluttony,
wrath, may not LOOK like much; hell, you can't even find nobody who'll
appreciate your LUST, the greatest of all the sins. Neil, take my
advice and stop wasting your spunk on disinterested pederasts who want
to dilute the purity of your bodily fluids! Start putting those sins
to GOOD USE! "Bob"'s IPO closes July 5, 1998- don't hesitate! Stop
making your GUILT grist for the mill of alien scam-artists and get on
the treadmill of Slack! ETERNAL LIFE :: ETERNAL PROFIT OR TRIPLE YOUR