Subject: Re: MENSTRUATION SYNHCRONIZATION DRILL
From: !!!firstname.lastname@example.org (TarlaStar)
Date: Sat, 29 Nov 1997 00:41:46 GMT
email@example.com (Spunmonkey) wrote:
>Let's compare resumes.
>I'll go first.
>I'm Isreali by birth, the daughter of Jewish-American immigrants.
I was born a poor black child.
>My parents died in front of me when I was 6, in a terrorist bombing.
My parents were both drug addicted hemophiliacs who bled to death in
front of me while shooting up at my only birthday party.
>I was raised in a kibbutz, along with a lot of other orphans,... we
>hated very well.
I was kidnapped (for my beautifully dusky skintones) by an American
oil executive and used as a child prostitute in the streets of
>At 13 I was brutally raped by a Palestinian, I hunted him down and
Then I met J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. After him, all rapes seemed like a sunny
day in the park.
>With the rest of my age group, I swore my oath at Masada,
>and joined the military.
I started "Doxies for Dobbs" and began gathering an arms cache.
>I later served with the Mossad.
Funny...I SERVICED the Mossad!
Cheap bastards...and lousy tippers.
keeps forgetting they lose
their tips when they're 8 days old.
"Eating kittens is just plain...plain WRONG! And no one should
do it ever!- The Tick