Subject: Re: Will Stare At You For Food
From: email@example.com (ICEKNIFE)
Date: Thu, 20 Nov 1997 12:56:53 GMT
firstname.lastname@example.org (Dr. Derek Robb) wrote:
>The jist of her story being, the OWNER of the company thought that the
>"Not Radioactive" sign was just a clever RUSE. and that it WAS INDEED
>radioactive, and i was just foolin' 'em. Yes, he believed that i had
>brought a FULLY ARMED NUCLEAR WARHEAD to work with me and just left it
>So. do i get FIRED? Do i get REPRIMANDED? NO. I get PROMOTED. Praise
you are holy. for the next 37 seconds you join the rank file of my
veyrshotdurpersavs! Talk about the ultimate fucking aggressive
dominance behavior in a full lenth strapless plausible deniability
gown with pretty green sequins and EVERYTHING! WOO-WOO!!!
you make me want to pee magic doughnut water, you give me hope, joy,
and a kinda peppy feeling. this must not continue. shit. the moment is
gone... but it was shore nicer'n shit while it happened!!!
no overt "look at me, i can be like g.i. joe" bullshit
no transparent macho behavior
no preplanned aggressive body language
naw, just the threat THERMONUCLEAR DESTRUCTION.
no pansyfruitin' around for YOU, huh?
you silly man!
EVERYONE EVERYWHERE SEND THIS GUY A DOLLAR!!!!