Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Will Stare At You For Food

From: iceknife@lanminds.com (ICEKNIFE)

Date: Thu, 20 Nov 1997 12:56:53 GMT

 

aieeee@huitzilo.tezcat.com (Dr. Derek Robb) wrote:

>The jist of her story being, the OWNER of the company thought that the

>"Not Radioactive" sign was just a clever RUSE. and that it WAS INDEED

>radioactive, and i was just foolin' 'em. Yes, he believed that i had

>brought a FULLY ARMED NUCLEAR WARHEAD to work with me and just left it

>there.

 

>So. do i get FIRED? Do i get REPRIMANDED? NO. I get PROMOTED. Praise

>"BOB".

 

you are holy. for the next 37 seconds you join the rank file of my

veyrshotdurpersavs! Talk about the ultimate fucking aggressive

dominance behavior in a full lenth strapless plausible deniability

gown with pretty green sequins and EVERYTHING! WOO-WOO!!!

you make me want to pee magic doughnut water, you give me hope, joy,

and a kinda peppy feeling. this must not continue. shit. the moment is

gone... but it was shore nicer'n shit while it happened!!!

 

no overt "look at me, i can be like g.i. joe" bullshit

no transparent macho behavior

no preplanned aggressive body language

 

naw, just the threat THERMONUCLEAR DESTRUCTION.

 

no pansyfruitin' around for YOU, huh?

 

you silly man!

 

EVERYONE EVERYWHERE SEND THIS GUY A DOLLAR!!!!