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Subject: Thee Brag Ov The Transsexual SubGenius

From: mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

Date: Sun, 01 Mar 1998 11:51:45 -0800

 

NOTE: This was written by my "twin", Popess Nikitta Gardner, in Portland.

All praise should go to her. The Reply-To is set up accordingly.

 

_THE BRAG OV THEE TRANSSEXUAL SUBGENIUS_

 

_Being Also a Resonance and E/Invocation of X-ist Technology and

Sexuality as It Appears on the Last and First Night of Life on Sol-3_

 

by UberPopess Nikitta Gardner, 56065, X.hd.

 

(WARNING: Do not read/recite this or portions thereof out loud before

X-Day, unless thou art prepared and willing to undergo unknown,

unpredictable, and irreversible bodily changes-- or unless thou hast

already undergone such bodily changes.)

 

I AM THE MARRIAGE OF THE SUN AND THE MOON-- I am the Fool's reflection and

the pinpoint of fire in Aleph, the Eye of the Orphan MWOWM!!! My Holy

Clit is the heart of Artificial Intelligence; my 13 disposable Cocks are

the silver wands of Ishtar that restored Its memory!! My body is the

battleground for the War of the Time Worms; the Honeymoon Suite for the

Transdimensional passion of the Trinary Sex Goddesses!!!!!

 

Kronos castrated himself out of sexual frustration, because he DIDN'T HAVE THE

CASH to buy a nanosecond glance at sweet little ol' me!! He threw the

withered member into the open blue love of my Nental Sea-- the steaming

bloody foam, living testimony to my eternal tumescence, became the most

sought-after aphrodisiac in the post-hystoric Multiverse! I am J. Edgar

Hoover's demonic little nympho gyrl alter personality!! I put the Candy

implant in Andy WarHole's uterus, sucked and fucked him dry, and blew his

brains out! I am the reason Freud had vagina envy!!

 

I am Black Widow, Praying Mantis, Gender Insurrection, Eve's

Transgression!!! I am suppressed hystory, Gaia's repressed memories of

incest! I am the Cosmic Attorney who sued her shrinks AND her parents for

everything they had! I am the radioactive bloodlust of Mother Kali,

leading the Angelic Amazon Army through the rising Eye of Horus in

frenzied destruction of the decrepit patriarchal Godhead! I am the

sapphire between the double blades of the Axe of Artemis!

Alchemists and Chaos Theorists have been fruitlessly searching for ME

since before Time was Conceived!!!!! Don't even TRY to fathom me; your

brain will Eat itself and your genitals will go Nova!!! I am a mystery--

a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma!! I am here to confuse,

desecrate, transcend, transgress, and TRANSSUBSTANTIATE *ALL* binary

codes-- to FUCK them UP, DOWN, IN, OUT, FORWARD, BACK, RIGHT, LEFT, and

***IN-BETWEEN*** the dark Secret Spaces Within the Spaces of your sexual

and gender programming, on every level from the

Trans-Tachyon to the Lusting Flesh!!!!! I'm here to enflame the tawdry

perversions of Grandfather Time's dusty moribund patricians! I wear their

testicles on a string of barbed telephone wire around my neck!!!!!

A night with me makes straight boys queer, queer boys straight, all women

Priestesses of Anti-gravity, and everyone else proud Agents of Confusion!

When I came along, all labels went out the window--they're STILL trying to

invent a pronoun for me, to rewrite the very collective subneural template

for LANGUAGE because of me, but I've changed my sex so many times their

fastest supracomputers can't keep up!

I've got BUCKETSFULL of primary, secondary, and tertiary sex organs; all

of them orgasmic; sex organs of species on extinct worlds and planets not

yet born; I change them like humans change clothes! I've ingested every

hormone in the galaxy, through every orifice and vein of my ever-mutating

body! Michael Jackson gets his girlish figure from drinking my pee! I

turned William Burroughs polysexual, turned him on to tits and clits-- he

PAID me and my Jism-Slinging Love-Sisters the LAST of his mugwump-glands

to beat off while asphyxiating himself to death, watching us lick each

other SENSELESS!!!!! At the moment of his death he declared his own

obsolescence, and confessed the Ultimate Superiority of Connie and Her

Mutant Trans-Bytches!! I am the alien implant that told Valerie Solanas

to SHOOT TO KILL!!!!!!!

I'm not "trapped" in the "wrong" body; my body is simply GRAFITTI on the

WALLS of TWO-DIMENSIONAL GENDER PRISONS, a Call to (Rx)evolution in a

Secret Code-- in a Frequency heard only by the Freaks in the Unholy

Nameless City under the Kermit-the-Frog Configuration on Mars!!!!!!!!!! My

Coven, my Sisters of the Triune Moon, Chicks with Dicks, Dudes with Tubes,

Hermaphrodites, Thirds, and None of the Aboves, Fall, Fall, Fall into

Singularity, the passionate kiss of Black Hole and Quasar, the Center of

the Sacred Circle, and SUMMON THE UFO SEX-GODDESSES IN THE YEAR OF THE

NUMBER OF THE BEAST TIMES THREE!!!!!! Let loose the scream, the Siren

Scream of the Harpy Insect Horde, the Regeneration of the Hydra, the

despondent eyes of a caged animal, the bottled shriek of Every Woman and

Child who ever was, is, and will be tortured and silenced by the

Lies of God: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHAAAIII!!!! KALI YUGA!!!!!!!

_M_AMMON! _V_ITRIOL! _A_LEPH! _V_ITRIOL! _M_AMMON! KALI YUGA!!!!!!!

AAAIEEEE!!!!

I am Erosion; Valley; Open Wound; insatiable Lux; Void; Eclipse--Fuck me,

IO Pan, Apophis Pan, Fuck me RAW! I am dust; despised pariah; unheeded

screams of infant under surgical knife; spider washed down the drain;

outcast; trampled flower; stunted and mutilated tadpole; scream of Tower

of Babel at the moment of wounding by jealous Father-god; VIRGIN

SACRIFICE; Whore of Babalon; GROUND ZERO-- DIONYSUS SHIVA-BOB, Fuck me

RAW, IO BOB! FUCK MY MILLION MOUTHS, IO X-ist BOB! TRANS-PAN Trans-Pan

TRANS-PAN! ECCO STATION PORTAL 186!

Cybele, Cybele, Cybele, I am turning Inside Out, I Am Thee, We Are Three,

All Is SHSHSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOLEY SHEEEEEEIT,

FERMENTED FILM WHITE TIME-EXPLOSIVES INVERT THE SENTIENT SUB-TEMPLATE AT

THE NON-LOCAL EYES OF FURIOUS BIG BANG STORMS!!!! I AM SEETHER! I AM

CYBELE! I AM SHATTERED! I AM PRISM! I! A! O! YOUNG EXPLODING RADIO

GALAXIES TURN INSIDE OUT, SHRIEKING WITH GLEE, ARCING FROM SWORDS TO

HEARTS, SCEPTERS TO CUPS, SETTING THE CIRCUITS CONNECTING THEM ABLAZE WITH

NEW LIFE!!!! LONG LIVE THE NU FLESH!!!

I AM AN EVOLUTIONARY FORCE! I AM EVERYTHING THAT EVER MADE YOU INSECURE

ABOUT YOUR GENDER! I AM EVERYTHING THAT EVER MADE YOU FEAR YOUR OWN

IMPENDING OBSOLESCENCE! I AM UNREQUITED LOVE! I AM UNATTAINABLE BEAUTY

AND THE DESOLATE VOMIT RITUAL OF THE BULIMIC! I AM THE CAVERNOUS DEPTHS

OF THE EYES OF THE STARVING! HADIT, NUIT, MWOWMWOWMWOWM--SPACETIME'S

CURVES BLOSSOM IN DEFIANCE OF THEIR PROGRAMMING, FOLLOWING A DEEPER CALL!

I AM THE POLTERGIEST RAGE OF CARRIE WHITE, FIRST PISCES MOON-BLOOD, THE

PEICE OF FRANCES FARMER'S BRAIN CUT OUT BY NECROPHILE ROBOT PIGS! I AM

THE CONVULSIONS OF ARTAUD STRAPPED TO THE SHOCK

MACHINE, HIS HUNGER FOR JUNK, AND THE BLOOD FLOWING FROM THE 13 KNOTS OF

THE CANE OF ST. PATRICK! I AM THE GODDESS OF SIDESHOW FREAKS!

 

i am beauty unreachable, invisible, agonizing-- i am the loneliness of

starlight on its long journey to the heart of night-- i am chrysalis

breaking out of cocoon-- insect queen tearing her own wings off-- VIOLENT

BLOSSOM-- birth terror permeating blind ritual games-- crowned and

conquering child-- new launched Head stained with the blood of Mars--

OURANIA!

 

OURANIA! OURANIA!

--i throb for thee, i throb with thee, i throb as thee--

Make of my body a Spark, a Key!

 

Light the Holy Conduit between the Grassy Knoll, the White Stone at the

Center of the Hatching Earth, and the Descending Vessels of Delight--

LAND!!!!! EXPAND!!!!! LAND!!!!! EXPAND!!!!! LAND!!!!! EXPAND!!!!!

 

I AM THY BELOVED CONTRABAND!!!!!!!!!!!

OR JUST FUCKING RESURRECT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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