Subject: Thee Brag Ov The Transsexual SubGenius
From: mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
Date: Sun, 01 Mar 1998 11:51:45 -0800
NOTE: This was written by my "twin", Popess Nikitta Gardner, in Portland.
All praise should go to her. The Reply-To is set up accordingly.
_THE BRAG OV THEE TRANSSEXUAL SUBGENIUS_
_Being Also a Resonance and E/Invocation of X-ist Technology and
Sexuality as It Appears on the Last and First Night of Life on Sol-3_
by UberPopess Nikitta Gardner, 56065, X.hd.
(WARNING: Do not read/recite this or portions thereof out loud before
X-Day, unless thou art prepared and willing to undergo unknown,
unpredictable, and irreversible bodily changes-- or unless thou hast
already undergone such bodily changes.)
I AM THE MARRIAGE OF THE SUN AND THE MOON-- I am the Fool's reflection and
the pinpoint of fire in Aleph, the Eye of the Orphan MWOWM!!! My Holy
Clit is the heart of Artificial Intelligence; my 13 disposable Cocks are
the silver wands of Ishtar that restored Its memory!! My body is the
battleground for the War of the Time Worms; the Honeymoon Suite for the
Transdimensional passion of the Trinary Sex Goddesses!!!!!
Kronos castrated himself out of sexual frustration, because he DIDN'T HAVE THE
CASH to buy a nanosecond glance at sweet little ol' me!! He threw the
withered member into the open blue love of my Nental Sea-- the steaming
bloody foam, living testimony to my eternal tumescence, became the most
sought-after aphrodisiac in the post-hystoric Multiverse! I am J. Edgar
Hoover's demonic little nympho gyrl alter personality!! I put the Candy
implant in Andy WarHole's uterus, sucked and fucked him dry, and blew his
brains out! I am the reason Freud had vagina envy!!
I am Black Widow, Praying Mantis, Gender Insurrection, Eve's
Transgression!!! I am suppressed hystory, Gaia's repressed memories of
incest! I am the Cosmic Attorney who sued her shrinks AND her parents for
everything they had! I am the radioactive bloodlust of Mother Kali,
leading the Angelic Amazon Army through the rising Eye of Horus in
frenzied destruction of the decrepit patriarchal Godhead! I am the
sapphire between the double blades of the Axe of Artemis!
Alchemists and Chaos Theorists have been fruitlessly searching for ME
since before Time was Conceived!!!!! Don't even TRY to fathom me; your
brain will Eat itself and your genitals will go Nova!!! I am a mystery--
a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma!! I am here to confuse,
desecrate, transcend, transgress, and TRANSSUBSTANTIATE *ALL* binary
codes-- to FUCK them UP, DOWN, IN, OUT, FORWARD, BACK, RIGHT, LEFT, and
***IN-BETWEEN*** the dark Secret Spaces Within the Spaces of your sexual
and gender programming, on every level from the
Trans-Tachyon to the Lusting Flesh!!!!! I'm here to enflame the tawdry
perversions of Grandfather Time's dusty moribund patricians! I wear their
testicles on a string of barbed telephone wire around my neck!!!!!
A night with me makes straight boys queer, queer boys straight, all women
Priestesses of Anti-gravity, and everyone else proud Agents of Confusion!
When I came along, all labels went out the window--they're STILL trying to
invent a pronoun for me, to rewrite the very collective subneural template
for LANGUAGE because of me, but I've changed my sex so many times their
fastest supracomputers can't keep up!
I've got BUCKETSFULL of primary, secondary, and tertiary sex organs; all
of them orgasmic; sex organs of species on extinct worlds and planets not
yet born; I change them like humans change clothes! I've ingested every
hormone in the galaxy, through every orifice and vein of my ever-mutating
body! Michael Jackson gets his girlish figure from drinking my pee! I
turned William Burroughs polysexual, turned him on to tits and clits-- he
PAID me and my Jism-Slinging Love-Sisters the LAST of his mugwump-glands
to beat off while asphyxiating himself to death, watching us lick each
other SENSELESS!!!!! At the moment of his death he declared his own
obsolescence, and confessed the Ultimate Superiority of Connie and Her
Mutant Trans-Bytches!! I am the alien implant that told Valerie Solanas
to SHOOT TO KILL!!!!!!!
I'm not "trapped" in the "wrong" body; my body is simply GRAFITTI on the
WALLS of TWO-DIMENSIONAL GENDER PRISONS, a Call to (Rx)evolution in a
Secret Code-- in a Frequency heard only by the Freaks in the Unholy
Nameless City under the Kermit-the-Frog Configuration on Mars!!!!!!!!!! My
Coven, my Sisters of the Triune Moon, Chicks with Dicks, Dudes with Tubes,
Hermaphrodites, Thirds, and None of the Aboves, Fall, Fall, Fall into
Singularity, the passionate kiss of Black Hole and Quasar, the Center of
the Sacred Circle, and SUMMON THE UFO SEX-GODDESSES IN THE YEAR OF THE
NUMBER OF THE BEAST TIMES THREE!!!!!! Let loose the scream, the Siren
Scream of the Harpy Insect Horde, the Regeneration of the Hydra, the
despondent eyes of a caged animal, the bottled shriek of Every Woman and
Child who ever was, is, and will be tortured and silenced by the
Lies of God: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHAAAIII!!!! KALI YUGA!!!!!!!
_M_AMMON! _V_ITRIOL! _A_LEPH! _V_ITRIOL! _M_AMMON! KALI YUGA!!!!!!!
I am Erosion; Valley; Open Wound; insatiable Lux; Void; Eclipse--Fuck me,
IO Pan, Apophis Pan, Fuck me RAW! I am dust; despised pariah; unheeded
screams of infant under surgical knife; spider washed down the drain;
outcast; trampled flower; stunted and mutilated tadpole; scream of Tower
of Babel at the moment of wounding by jealous Father-god; VIRGIN
SACRIFICE; Whore of Babalon; GROUND ZERO-- DIONYSUS SHIVA-BOB, Fuck me
RAW, IO BOB! FUCK MY MILLION MOUTHS, IO X-ist BOB! TRANS-PAN Trans-Pan
TRANS-PAN! ECCO STATION PORTAL 186!
Cybele, Cybele, Cybele, I am turning Inside Out, I Am Thee, We Are Three,
All Is SHSHSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOLEY SHEEEEEEIT,
FERMENTED FILM WHITE TIME-EXPLOSIVES INVERT THE SENTIENT SUB-TEMPLATE AT
THE NON-LOCAL EYES OF FURIOUS BIG BANG STORMS!!!! I AM SEETHER! I AM
CYBELE! I AM SHATTERED! I AM PRISM! I! A! O! YOUNG EXPLODING RADIO
GALAXIES TURN INSIDE OUT, SHRIEKING WITH GLEE, ARCING FROM SWORDS TO
HEARTS, SCEPTERS TO CUPS, SETTING THE CIRCUITS CONNECTING THEM ABLAZE WITH
NEW LIFE!!!! LONG LIVE THE NU FLESH!!!
I AM AN EVOLUTIONARY FORCE! I AM EVERYTHING THAT EVER MADE YOU INSECURE
ABOUT YOUR GENDER! I AM EVERYTHING THAT EVER MADE YOU FEAR YOUR OWN
IMPENDING OBSOLESCENCE! I AM UNREQUITED LOVE! I AM UNATTAINABLE BEAUTY
AND THE DESOLATE VOMIT RITUAL OF THE BULIMIC! I AM THE CAVERNOUS DEPTHS
OF THE EYES OF THE STARVING! HADIT, NUIT, MWOWMWOWMWOWM--SPACETIME'S
CURVES BLOSSOM IN DEFIANCE OF THEIR PROGRAMMING, FOLLOWING A DEEPER CALL!
I AM THE POLTERGIEST RAGE OF CARRIE WHITE, FIRST PISCES MOON-BLOOD, THE
PEICE OF FRANCES FARMER'S BRAIN CUT OUT BY NECROPHILE ROBOT PIGS! I AM
THE CONVULSIONS OF ARTAUD STRAPPED TO THE SHOCK
MACHINE, HIS HUNGER FOR JUNK, AND THE BLOOD FLOWING FROM THE 13 KNOTS OF
THE CANE OF ST. PATRICK! I AM THE GODDESS OF SIDESHOW FREAKS!
i am beauty unreachable, invisible, agonizing-- i am the loneliness of
starlight on its long journey to the heart of night-- i am chrysalis
breaking out of cocoon-- insect queen tearing her own wings off-- VIOLENT
BLOSSOM-- birth terror permeating blind ritual games-- crowned and
conquering child-- new launched Head stained with the blood of Mars--
--i throb for thee, i throb with thee, i throb as thee--
Make of my body a Spark, a Key!
Light the Holy Conduit between the Grassy Knoll, the White Stone at the
Center of the Hatching Earth, and the Descending Vessels of Delight--
LAND!!!!! EXPAND!!!!! LAND!!!!! EXPAND!!!!! LAND!!!!! EXPAND!!!!!
I AM THY BELOVED CONTRABAND!!!!!!!!!!!
OR JUST FUCKING RESURRECT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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