Subject: VD Marriages.
From: email@example.com (Hyp3rcrav3)
Date: 15 Feb 1998 09:50:49 GMT
I, Prince (of pieces), somehow got himself into having to perform marriages on
That HORRIFYING DAY, St. Valentine's Day. I had Three versions; The 45 Minute
Marriage which I called The Quickie. I had 6.66 Quickie marriages. Let me
I had two woman as the first Wedding of 45. opne i think was totally straight
from a sexual point of view...
Next was a straight couple but they were just friends and employeees of the
Source Cafe. Another straight couple that will probably never Fuck.
A gay man and a Straight woman were married for 45 min. You should have seen
him when I asked if they would consumate this wedding.
Next. the owner of the place got up to marry the terrier name Dante. This dog
belongs to one of her employees and a good guy etc. I had to give her the Over
Night Sensation, the wedding that lasts until Sunrise, instead of the 45 minute
blah because it was too too.
I had another 45er from a straight pair from the S.C.A. but they'll never
Here's where 6.66 comes in. I had a triple wedding with three woman. One of
them had some Pagan name like elf wolf daughter or something spelled way
different than I just spelled it phonetically. But they were all married
together and the two without the Pagan Name were cousins. Kool Hunh?
I gave one Permawed instead of the Quickie to this 15 girl and her female
friend because she was below the age of consent and I believed that when she
came of age during this marriage the legality would be retro-active. This one
won't be consecrated either
I gave one very normal couple a perma wed. They even filled out the spot for
(Your Diety Here) as "God".
The next Permawed I sold was not ritualized or performed in public.
Luckily... an under age except in Missourri mother and her dude who didn't want
to be seen with her in Publick.
The things we do for bucks. Oops! I was doing this shit to help keep the
only decent, (Read only), occult bookstore in rockford, hellinois open. It
doubles as a coffee shop or it would be gone. The con tried to burn it out
once. Now it's trying to squeeze it out but... we even put on a Torture King
Show Here. ( Two really, we media blitzed them.) That'll show these Glorps!
SubG/Discords Will out.
The marriages only brought in $27--. If someone had wanted to be legal I
would have made a buck but.... No one knew it was SubGenius until I showed up.
I only borrowed from Bucky a couple of times.
Prince (of pieces)
THREADBARE Rag of the SubGenius Church of hyperCRAVEia and PARAPSITEology
A.K.A. the Emmaculate Deception of the Latter Day Snits. Yours in J.R."Bob"
Dobbs... Pray for Slack 23/93
See ya on the 5th with a fifth and an oxegen mask, (In case they forget we
And I Promise to quit doing benefits.