Subject: We will be There yet
From: "Ginsu" <email@example.com>
Date: Sun, 15 Feb 1998 16:47:47 GMT
Despite the health which the Conspiracy has stolen away from us. In spite
of the fact that you have irrevocably alienated yourself from those whose
respect only you would have. No matter that the artwork you savor is not
your own, and forgetting that the job you were perfect for just didn't pan
out. Pay no attention to the wrong things you said to her or him, and
never mind that you paid too much for that last little item. When you
begin to forget that the reason she is so miserable is because of no fault
of your own, the tiny whimperings in the middle of the night will not seem
so out of place anymore. Once you can focus on the fact that it really was
you who caused such joy in the world, the loss of that lawsuit will
suddenly become ordained by Fate. With the will of the Great Spirit
answering to your call, the regret you felt at eating one too many will
fade off into obscurity.
Keep It Up,
"Moses parted the Red Sea;
Oppenheimer split the atom,
but J.R. "Bob" Dobbs CUT THE CRAP!
And he used Ginsu to do it."