Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: We will be There yet

From: "Ginsu" <jch1@voicenet.nospamm.com>

Date: Sun, 15 Feb 1998 16:47:47 GMT

 

Despite the health which the Conspiracy has stolen away from us. In spite

of the fact that you have irrevocably alienated yourself from those whose

respect only you would have. No matter that the artwork you savor is not

your own, and forgetting that the job you were perfect for just didn't pan

out. Pay no attention to the wrong things you said to her or him, and

never mind that you paid too much for that last little item. When you

begin to forget that the reason she is so miserable is because of no fault

of your own, the tiny whimperings in the middle of the night will not seem

so out of place anymore. Once you can focus on the fact that it really was

you who caused such joy in the world, the loss of that lawsuit will

suddenly become ordained by Fate. With the will of the Great Spirit

answering to your call, the regret you felt at eating one too many will

fade off into obscurity.

--

Keep It Up,

Ginsu

 

"Moses parted the Red Sea;

Oppenheimer split the atom,

but J.R. "Bob" Dobbs CUT THE CRAP!

And he used Ginsu to do it."