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Subject: Love Songs For Subgenii: I'll Never Fall For Bob Again.

From: e/wbear@hibernia.ca (Musical Bears)

Date: Mon, 08 Jun 1998 01:54:02 GMT

 

Point your browsers here for the appropriate tinny music:

http://www.quartznet.com/higgins/songpages/illneverfall.htm

 

I'll Never Fall For Bob Again

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What do you get when you fall for Bob?

A guy with a grin who thinks he's funny,

That's what you get for all your money,

I'll never fall for Bob again,

I'll never fall for Bob again.

 

What do you get for your thirty bucks?

A little tin pin and a fake diploma,

Hey did we say the joke is on ya?

I'll never fall for Bob again,

I'll never fall for Bob again.

 

Don't tell me that I shouldn't pout,

Cos I've been burned and I'm checking out of this,

Out of this church, this church that scorns you,

That is why I came here to warn you.

 

What do you get when you follow Bob?

You get your wheels buried in a sand drift,*

So for at least until July 5th,

I'll never follow Bob again,

I'll never follow Bob again,

No no, I'll never fall for Bob again...

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() 1998 - Musical Bears

* Canadian version: You slide off the road into a snow drift.

(Canada: If you've got the traction, we've got the action!)